The seductive but dearly departed daughter 🍉|🍵-mpa

if you’re cis and you don’t get it this is LITERAL TORTURE

it will result in dead trans people

and with their other goal of making us “sexually explicit” for existing

you see the pipeline right?

we exist -> we’re jailed for it -> we’re tortured and die

WE NEED YOU TO STOP THIS

I just saw this on your Instagram and realised you were the same artist doing all those comical pigeons in hats! Thank you, your pigeons cheer me up so much!

Heated rivalry poster fanart

My janky take on everyone’s favourite hockey boys 🏒

Born to wander the misty moors, forced to fight fascism - little toad like creature looking concerned

Born to wander the misty moors, forced to fight fascism (we can do both though, don’t worry)

I miss chips so much

Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander had a meet up in Saskatchewan, four Stanley cups between them, multiple MVPs and other awards, brand dealerships, a whole fuckbuddies situation, a rivalry, an engagement, and a change in teams, and DETECTIVE CONAN STILL HASN'T FINISHED YET?

There will be feasting and dancing in Jerusalem next year.

There were ads and shows and movies that were all about picking up drunk girls. How do you think most of the girls on Girls Gone Wild “consented” to doing those things? These weren’t sex workers knowingly consenting. They preyed on drunk, young, vulnerable girls.

I remember seeing clips of that show and missing the fact that she had been blackout drunk. I thought she had consciously made a decision to cheat on her boyfriend. I still felt bad for her for making a mistake, because she was clearly upset, but I didn’t know the whole story.

CW: sexual assault

Watching the Top Model documentary and seeing what happened to Shandi reminded me of how much the narrative in the 2000s was if you got drunk and were assaulted, it was not rape, it was “your own fault”

So many people wouldn’t have called it rape or assault, but a “mistake”

Like I think he's hot but also I look upon him like a youth I want to give food to and let him peruse my library cause I know I would do the same for his own bookshelves? Book swapping. I think he's a good lad.

I love all the actors on Heated Rivalry a good amount, but there's something about Hudson Williams that takes me back to the days of yore when favourite grandsons come to visit for tea and he gets 1 dollar and a pie to bring home.

Farmers coming in to buy flowers for their wives on valentines day is such an Experience because they’ll grumble a bit about the price of bouquets or chocolate, but then they’ll come up with a strange excuse for showing love. Today one of them said ‘well sure doesn’t she always have the dinner made’

You know what? I have good boobs, I shouldn't be shy about it even if my face is kinda wrekt.

I am refusing to examine the implications of what it means if I like Benito Antonio Martinez Ocasio in drag.

Me, trying to explain my friend's event to a colleague: So imagine a bunch of lesbians. Now imagine the lesbians have situationships. And there's music.

My thoughts nowadays seem to revolve around one sentence with different punctuation marks. "I am sad." "I am sad?" "I AM SAD!" and "I am sad—"

Sometimes I think I'm faking my queerness but then I look at a new picture of Charli XCX and remember who I am deep down: just a simpering obsessive.

A show about doing it. (Crime.) (…Ok and the other thing.) Very excited for Sex Criminals.

Unfortunately I have become one of those cats who get scared of people suddenly appearing before me so I jump and panic, which in turns scares the shit out of them.

Confirmed: Ilya Rozanov is basically Blanche Devereaux.

Random thought, but when Ilya Rozanov was talking to Shane about the many many women he slept with, he talks about it like a humble brag, a lot like Blanche Devereaux in The Golden Girls.

Also GNU Alex Pretti.

Sigh FINE FOR PTERRY.

I'm gonna have to reread this aren't I

Community, fighting fascism, breaking the will of the secret police, the act of caring for your younger self, the evil of leaders, the stupidity of phrenology… it’s copaganda, but of a cop that thinks all cops are corrupt bastards

I would quote the passages of Night Watch by Terry Pratchett relevant in this moment but I would end up pasting at least half the book.

It's really distressing the extent to which in all of this Silverio Villegas González, the first man to be murdered by ICE in the streets, has been almost completely forgotten

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I guess I am a bit of a chaos bisexual but it’s in less of an Ilya Rozanov way and more of a “Beaker from the Muppets” way

One day I will be able to be ultra femme in a slutty dress and not be depressed and not be autistic and it'll be all over for you.