Jeff Howard

What if bad AI writing inadvertently proves the existence of the human soul?

Just DM me your email.

Hey zoomers - pitching at 4:30 today but gonna be on zoom at 6pm pst for one hour to talk TV pitching. Hope to see ya then!

(I’ll be going through messages here today to add to the mailing list.)

Tomorrow, Weds May 14 at 5pm PST, free writers zoom where we’ll turn ourselves into a writers room to break a pilot. Hope to see you all there! If you aren’t on mailing list, DM me your email and I’ll add you today!

Jeff Howard, the writer of Haunting Of Hill House, is doing a Free PILOT STRUCTURE ZOOM Weds 5PM PST April 30

If you’re interested DM @jeffreyhoward33.bsky.social to get on the list.

Diana never visually busted my balls harder than when those Irish bastards started singing their folk song.

I love a sunny side thinker!

I’m sure. How you doing??

Sure it was Covid.

For the first time in about three months, I can almost kinda smell stuff.

Emails out now, if you didn’t receive let me know!

“You already have one of these at home.”

I just didn’t realize at the time it was also a family philosophy!

My grandparents had this hanging in their basement bar through my entire childhood.

John Carpenter day!

John Carpenter day!

I've heard nightmare stories of scheduling taking weeks or months. No longer, it'll just be me you're dealing with. So message me your email and let's do this together. Onward and upward!

1. Feature/pilot reads with an hour long zoom follow up that always runs longer.
2. Hour consults on breaking your story or biz topics.
3. A la carte sessions, where we break your story together over as many hour-long sessions as you require, without an up-front payment for a set number.

As many know, I'm not a fan of paid services. But I've also helped hundreds of people over the last few years, and it seems to be helping, so I'll continue. I hope to see old friends again and make new ones. The LIST OF SERVICES will include --

What this means is I'll finally be both the CHEAPEST and BEST service. It also means I don't have access to my mailing list any longer, so if you wish to be on it, please message me here and I'll add you. I'm going to return to weekly free zooms on writing or biz topics and hopefully YouTube again -

JEFF HOWARD SESSIONS UPDATE for all my boomers. Marsha is no longer involved in the sessions, which means you will be dealing directly with me from now on. What this means is -- prices are again CHEAPER, and wait time is at a minimum because I'll be handling the scheduling myself. Thread continues -

They’re gonna take everything out of the Smithsonian except nudes and stuff in gold frames.

Joker pants, get your Joker pants!

“Mr Felt, please describe how Mr Woodward was added to your signal text chain.”

I’ll be there! Will post photos.

Giving myself the grace of a week away from reading news.

A zen koan for you:

Stop trying to write a script and start trying to write a movie.

You still think loglines are difficult??