James DeGroot

Two chickens at work. Chicken 1 yells "I love Mondays!" Chicken 1 continues: "It's like New Year's Day, but for the week. Happy New Week!" Chicken 2 says "You know everybody here hates you, right?"

I Love Monday. www.patreon.com/posts/i-love...

Happy 40th anniversary to "The Legend of Zelda" (released on February 21, 1986).

A raccoon looks delighted. "YUM!" We see that the raccoon is looking at a dumpster fire. "Flame-broiled!"

Barbecue. www.patreon.com/posts/barbec...

"Jucika Scores"

Josie and the Pussy Cats. It came out when I was in high school and flew completely under my radar, didn't even know it existed. Then it was covered on ThirtyTwentyTen and now is one of my favorites. So much fun!

Kids playing a board game. In the foreground, we see the cover of the board game box: "LADDERS & LADDERS - For Kids Who Can't Handle Disappointment"

Easy Game. www.patreon.com/posts/easy-g...

Title: MELANCHOLY BLOB "They say if you do something for 10,000 hours, you will be an expert at that thing," says Melancholy Blob. "I am a master of despair."

Blob Expert. www.patreon.com/posts/blob-e...

'member when it was heavily frowned upon to share private info online? yeah why don't we go back to that

Two chickens drinking coffee. Chicken 1: I'm feeling optimistic about the future! Chicken 2: I'm looking forward to saying "I told you so"!

Looking Forward. www.patreon.com/posts/lookin...

Chickens drinking coffee. Chicken 1 says "Today is the first day of the rest of your life!" "This second is the first second of the rest of this minute!" says Chicken 2. "That's how ridiculous you sound."

First. www.patreon.com/posts/first-...

"Someday I'll get off of this dung heap!" says a fly, sitting on a pile of poop. Caption: A Fly with Big Dreams

Someday. www.patreon.com/posts/someda...

⚡️ONI ONI🩷GIRLS⚡️👹
#節分 #節分の日

A digital drawing in purple and ochre. A baby chibi style Eeyore with the words “a little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.”

the future arrives, which ought to calm uncertainty but somehow we always manage to generate more. A king consults an oracle and gets called a dickbag.

www.oglaf.com/mancy/

oh damn

"Jucika conjures/creates Spring" We're also hosting an emergency fundraiser to help us fund a kidney procedure, this account is ran by someone in the US and is currently uninsured and we need support. Currently $8.5k away from meeting the goal and avoiding medical debt, any bit helps Link to support below

🐰うさぎさんのクリスマス🎄🎁

最後の仕上げはまかせて！

⭐️
🎄

the God of Tits is prayed to and agrees to a sort of breast roulette where sometimes totally unexpected things are up in your shirt. Usually not though. I mean, I'm not a statistician.

Second page, no surprises. Not surprising you is a fundamental principle of comedy.

www.oglaf.com/goat/

Panel 1 [chickens visiting and drinking wine] - caption: "On Thanksgiving, we give thanks for everything we have." Panel 2 [chickens shopping] - caption: "On Black Friday, we go shopping for everything we don't have."

Beyond Thanks. www.patreon.com/posts/beyond...

A chicken is pointing at two very similar-looking pie charts. "According to the employee satisfaction survey, 75% of you think this is a great place to work! Also, 75% of you don't believe that these surveys are anonymous."

The Greatest. www.patreon.com/posts/greate...

"Jucika the archeologist" We're also hosting an emergency fundraiser to help us fund a kidney procedure, this account is ran by someone in the US and is currently uninsured and needs as much support as possible, any bit helps, please consider sharing or supporting, the link is in the post below Thank you for your patience as I keep sharing the fundraiser, once we're funded I will go back to silence and only alt text translations

Chicken 1 to Chicken 2: "I don't think you're an idiot. I'm an optimist. I think your brain is half-full."

The Optimist. www.patreon.com/posts/optimi...

tem strong

"Jucika and the family dinner."

Title: Which jobs WON'T be replaced by A.I.? 1. ELECTRICIAN [pic of robot getting electrocuted]: Oops. 2. HAIR STYLIST [pic of robot chopping off customer's head]: Oops. 3. GLOVE-MAKER [pic of glove, with one too many fingers]

A.I.-Proof Jobs. www.patreon.com/posts/i-proo...

Two chickens walking through a hellscape of fire. The Devil Chicken watches. One chicken says, "On the bright side, we're here for eternity, so the hellishness will eventually feel pretty mundane."

Bright Side of Hell. www.patreon.com/posts/bright...

I'd love to have the Power Glove. To be granted the ability to lift boulders would be amazing!

Joke answer: The Gust Jar from Minish Cap. I would only use it with nefarious purpose. 😈

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Win a free copy of Video Game Maps: SNES - Vol 2. To enter, tell us which of Link's items you'd like to have in real life.

Contest ends Sunday October 12th.

Reskeets appreciated.

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#retrogaming 💌

A chicken is at a bar with Timmy Tofu, who seems quite drunk and has several empty beer mugs in front of him. Timmy says, "It's not so much a bad habit as it is a natural adaptation to a world filled with problems and alcohol."

Bad Habit. www.patreon.com/posts/bad-ha...

RIP Renato Casaro, an Italian artist known for his film posters.
He passed away yesterday at the age of 89.