Gary Clark

HANNAH INGRAM-MOORE: [Yelling]

Proper hit of nostalgia when this comes up on Spotify this morning. Actually don't want to do anything other than watch the Rock now. One of the Holy Trinity of Cage (Con Air & Face/Off the others)

Sleep while you can. Even if you didn't appreciate sleep when you're in your youth, you will.

What a shit show. #thetraitors

Get Leanne voted out, let the other two share it. #thetraitors

They're going to screw Alexander out of it, and I'm going to be fuming #thetraitors

They're all going to talk themselves into voting someone else out #thetraitors

The episode of Chef's Table on cereal milk lives rent free in my head. Absolute genius.

I hope they pixelate Gregg's face, Ric Flair world title style, and have a voice over for him for the rest of the MasterChef Professionals series

Can’t break a few Greggs without making a Messterchef, is this anything

M-arse-terchef, more like?

Me when I'm having a bad day

People who wear shorts in this weather - an act of performative stupidity. (Sportspeople and posties are exempt)

"Yes, Daddy, I peed on you... and in my own face whilst also pooing... What of it?"

Tower Bridge with a brave ice cream man in the corner

Just a tremendous drop, absolute banger.

Up since 12:30 this morning with a very not-tired 22 month old before heading into London for a day in the office. Wiped out before I've even got off the train

My Spotify Release Radar has provided me with 89 tracks today at a total length of just short of 6 hours. I feel that might be a touch excessive, which says more about my list of followed artists than anything else.

Watching Chef's Table on Netflix and getting Trans World Sport flashbacks with the translator over the top of the actual chef

Feeling very middle aged dad with my v-necked jumper, and Spencer clearly agrees

Got "Billion Dollar Babies" by Alice Cooper on 1001 Albums Generator today, and pleasantly surprised by how soft it is. Was expecting it to be some sort of heavy rock bilge, but actually quite pleasant.

When one of the "car accident that wasn't your fault" scammers used to call my house, I told them I was driving a DeLorean and was being chased by guys in a VW campervan. I'm amazed I got as far as telling them I need help finding Dr Brown in 1955 before they hung up.

It must be autumn. I have an urge to watch lots of niche cooking programmes on Netflix while I work.
I say niche, it's Chef's Table just to break up NCIS episodes, really

Decorations removal: know the law

You've heard of Two For Tuesday; now it's time for

The Origin EP is great, and I love the Sound Asleep EP too. I don't actually like a lot of their newer stuff, but the rough, ready, raw nature of the EP's really lends to early Evanescence.

Finding it hard to believe Evanescence's "Fallen" is 20 years old. Absolutely love that album, and bought bootlegs of all of the demo CDs after hearing it.

A tweet claiming osama bin laden has a goth son

Osama bin ladens goth son

Honestly I have no idea what is and isn’t AI these days

Hey Cbeebies, it's bad enough having Bing on multiple times anyway, but to put a repeat on within an hour of it being on before is too much. Bing and his bastard shadow.