When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
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When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
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"none of this would be happening if Charlie Kirk were still alive": deranged, fever swamp-addled conspiracy bullshit
"none of this would be happening if Jeffrey Epstein were still alive": serious, well-evidenced geopolitical analysis
Shit absolutely sucks since ios26
youtu.be/hksVvXONrIo?...
Beep beep motherfuckers
03.03.2026 00:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Garfield
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To be absolutely clear
I am in Philly for the next 30 days
Let’s hang
Show me some shit.
The world is an absolute fuck and I’m trying not to think about it and just fuckin take care of myself and I feel hell of guilty about it but also I am the happiest I have been in nearly a decade rn so
Here we are
Target out here with the trans flag sailboat(?) sweaters
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Well I have moved into a round mirror type of house now, I guess
01.03.2026 00:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Already saw drumline elmo. Hell yeah.
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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Hey is it time for me to get an industrial
28.02.2026 05:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Okay so I have been a wild ball of anxiety for like three days
Right now I’m feeling pretty good
Just gotta figure out how I’m getting the boys into a carrier tomorrow :x
Hey someone tell me not to DoorDash Taco Bell
28.02.2026 05:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0okay yeah deep breath, pushing the move back one day, arriving at like 10pm and needing to unload all my shit in kensington in the dark with my cats and receiving keys and etc is just gonna give me way too much anxiety, I can have a chill friday instead
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Let's do some shots let's crush some fuckin beers we should just be crrrrrrrrrrushin beers
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On July 5, 2019, 12:10 AM
I made a note in my phone that just reads
"If you never try, you'll never know"
Seems prescient for the adventure I'm about to go on
How much nail polish is too much to take on a four week trip
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Rock Lee from Naruto dropping his ankle weights but his ankle weights are labeled 'ASSIGNED GENDER ROLES' and then there's a massive dust explosion where the weights are dropped because they're so heavy
Made this for another conversation but it feels like it should be shared with the world
26.02.2026 19:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*re-joining the Philly crew
It's complicated
Please refer to my slide deck
bsky.app/profile/sock...
someone didn't vet the field data for their intake form. going to show up to my doctor's appointment speaking only in Chaucer quotations
26.02.2026 16:42 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0MOVING TO PHILLY TOMORROW I AM GOING TO THROW UP I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO GET DONE TONIGHT FUCK FUCK FUCK
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we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago
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You are not supposed to be here.
Watch the trailer for A24's liminal nightmare BACKROOMS from director Kane Parsons.
In theaters May 29.
Las Vegas translates to 'The Vegas' and I think that's beautiful
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Welp, you got me dead to fuckin rights here, Edmund
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