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do you guys want to see a trick

01.03.2026 14:50 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

working on various things

01.03.2026 14:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i fell into a hole again

28.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

transitioning into a soldier of the night

26.02.2026 20:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

nice talisman, pal

26.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am taking calls from the viewers

26.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am enlarging myself

25.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am open to suggestions

25.02.2026 16:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the lord is such a meanie

25.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the lord giveth me a bowl of soup and then the lord taketh the soup away

25.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thank you i needed this

25.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm sending my best

25.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

dark times call for dark measures

25.02.2026 11:25 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a porkupine

25.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a bunch of hoolibashing and gallivanting is what this is

24.02.2026 16:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

creating various images in my mind

24.02.2026 13:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i do not understand anything

24.02.2026 13:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i know… but im trying to.

22.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

do u guys like the sound of running water? i think it’s soothing.

22.02.2026 14:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

never touched the stuff!

22.02.2026 14:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the face to my book

22.02.2026 13:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the insta to my gram

22.02.2026 13:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you are the tik to my tok, baby

22.02.2026 13:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i’m smoking my first one as we speak

22.02.2026 13:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you get me those nails, and it’ll be a deal. it’s been a pleasure doing business.

22.02.2026 13:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’m making new friends

21.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sure it does watch

21.02.2026 18:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

250 nails of bronze, and 7 wooden planks, and perhaps you could help me patch this here roof? took a little beating after the recent storm.

21.02.2026 18:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

would you like to taste my recipe

21.02.2026 11:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i have just the thing, and it’s made entirely of bees

21.02.2026 11:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0