Dan

I swapped to using YouTube Music a while back. Goes OK. I already had a premium subscription so that the family can watch Ad Free on various devices (including the smart TV).

I miss olden days Spotify Discover Weekly and Release Radar, back before the AI crud took over the platform.

What a relaxing view 🤩

The amount of rubbish I shove in my cargo shorts pockets is already pretty high. I don't reckon I'd notice a stray apple core slipped in by a small human, at least not until it made the leg damp (eww!).

I wonder if the hiccupping and the pigeon are related.

Happy book day!

Granddaughter got her first visit from The Tooth Fairy (her teeth are SUPER STRONG, she's had a few removed at the dentist, took ages for one to fall out naturally) and she's already "really? Is the tooth fairy really real papa??"

😭

Weathered old biscuit wisdom man is begging for a sketch. I can't draw two congruent lines to save my life though.

It's not real good* with Thai names when reading them in English either. Most of the time I wish it wouldn't bother, it's not helping. Stick to road numbers, and never ever tell me to "turn left after undecipherableplacename".

*To be fair, neither am I.

Max I Can is the knock off version of Sam I Am?

The lunatic left caused such a ruckus about it I had no choice but to abandon my plans for the Big Beautiful Ballroom.

DJT, probably

That's a nice looking sub

You did warn us, but man, that was not riveting viewing.

I'm wondering if any sickos purposefully didn't feed their cat beforehand so that they'd wolf it down. What a shite competition.

Speed eating. For cats. WTF?

Is Kiki as soft as they look? They look SO SOFT!!

Shazam was black magic fuckery back in the day. Then when I read about how it worked, 🤯
Makes sense that this might have come out of them. Nice acquisition by Google.

This thing is uncanny. Either I'm a Very Good Hummer, or it's very very good. It's got everything right so far. Except for when I coughed in the middle of the Imperial Death March, that one threw it 😆

Google search prompt: "What song is that? Find out by humming it into the Google app"

We are in the future. I hummed a few tracks at this, it got them all. Amazeballs.

Wish this was around 33 years ago when I got Under The Bridge stuck in my head, but I didn't know the name of the track because the DJ didn't back announce it.

Aye, raw salmon. She loves it.
She only reached for the ketchup when the soy looking sauce (sashimi sauce?) ran out as well.

Guilty! I guess I should be proud. She's not blood, but she's a mini me 🤘

The salmon and ketchup

🤣
As a kid I'd put tomato sauce on everything. Used to drive my step mum bananas.

Heinz tomato ketchup, next to fresh salmon

Lock her up and throw away the key. Granddaughter just put ketchup ON SALMON 😱😱😱

The Man In Black?

Wait, wasn't the dude from The Crow killed on Devil's Night?

(to the googles)

He was. In Detroit. Which is in Michigan (I didn't know this). Neat, I remembered something!

Go you!

I usually try and have shorts on, just in case a delivery comes, or wife yells for something, or dogs start barking, or... crikey I get a lot of interruptions!

I have done a teams or two in just my jocks and a t-shirt, super liberating.

"Look out for George, she's gone Full Louis XIV this morning, when's that replacement teapot coming??"

So, they're not being patted, they must be cows right?

Absolutely. When they cut back to him and it was a tighter shot, you'd never have known. Poor bloke 😆

Pantless cop goes viral after Zoom hearing gaffe A police officer in the United States has gone viral after appearing at a Zoom court hearing without wearing trousers.

Haha, go that man. The judge doesn't quite know what to do "ok, well, uh..."

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