Joan De La Haye

Yep! Living the dream ...
Happy Halloween!

#FridayFunny

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This short story is pure adrenaline, corporate betrayal, and explosive payback. Start the Daughters of Iron series today for less than a cup of combat coffee! www.books.joandelahaye.com/ShadowsofIron

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NEW MISSION: Shadows of Iron
Shanghai, 2036. Surveillance. Betrayal. Blood.
Three women walk into a kill box—and walk out legends.
Survival is the only victory.
$0.99 now.
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#newRelease

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my nap is ruined. Get back to the petting.

#caturday

Turns out, taunting the witch was not as fun as they said. Now accepting applications for a lily pad with a view.

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🎃 Trick or Treat Flash Sale!
From 10–12 October only, get 60% off all my horror titles—the ones that bite.
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Onward, buttercup—Friday has arrived, and so has our appointment with delightful debauchery. 🐾⚔️🍷

#FridayVibes

FREE HORROR ALERT! 🚨
Shadows is FREE on all platforms until October 6th!
Can you handle a book that’s "Genuinely Disturbing, in Some Cases Distasteful, and Creepy as Hell..."?
Don't pay a penny to be scared out of your mind. 👻👇
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Just once, I want a checkbox that says ‘Mostly human but fueled by caffeine.’ ☕🤖
#fridayfunny

🔥📚 Free Books Alert!
The Fireside Book Café Book Blast is live — with over 100 free books across a ton of genres just waiting to fill your e-reader. Crime, romance, fantasy, thrillers, horror… there’s something for everyone.
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Apparently, the dreamcatcher doesn’t just catch dreams… it catches dark lords of the lounge too. 😼🖤

#caturday

Who needs to be paranoid when you can just be thorough?
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🥮✨ NEW RELEASE ✨🥮
Shanghai. Mid-Autumn Festival. Lanterns, mooncakes… and one very dangerous rooftop job.
Marin’s latest holiday hit is live.
Bitter Little Mooncake – fast, dark, and razor-sharp.
📚 Grab it now: www.books.joandelahaye.com/BitterLittle...

#NewBookRelease #ThrillerBooks

When you can’t decide if it’s a sneeze, a yawn, or a heavy metal solo. 🤘🐾

#caturday

Introvert rule #1: If I didn’t invite you, you don’t exist. Even if you’re dead. Especially if you’re dead. 🚷👻

#fridayfunny

Pretty much.
#wine

💔 Roses are red, violets are blue, Marin’s got a target... and YOU need this read.
⚡ Snarky. Fast-paced. Dangerously fun.
📚 Deadly Little Valentine is now only $0.99!
www.books.joandelahaye.com/DeadlyLittle...

I'll never look at avos the same way.

#FridayFunny

Finally, a prescription plan I can actually stick to. 🍷 Side effects may include forgetting where I left my glass (hint: it’s empty), questionable texts, and convenient memory loss.

#FridayFunny #Wineoclock

So ... About that kid with the sock puppet ...
Ja ... Anyway ...

Cute Belly! Touch at your own peril.

#Caturday

On any given day, I'm probably a mix of both, but with a smidge more Manson for a little added spice.
How about you?

#Marilyn #WhichMarilynareyou #FridayThoughts #FridayFunny #MarilynMonroe #MarilynManson

Bitch, please! Eye of the Tiger, my fluffy little butt. It's Eye of the Mini Panther!
#caturday

Sure, they might destroy cities, crush cars, and wipe out entire crews… but they know their worth. My kind of scary bitches. #FridayFunny

Kyoto glows with lanterns and the scent of incense for Obon.
Perfect time for a stroll, unless you’re Marin.
She’s here to kill the Crimson Dragon.
If you’re staying dry and out of danger, grab Crimson Little Dragon and join her in the shadows.
www.books.joandelahaye.com/CrimsonLittl...

#Obon

Ganesh Chaturthi is about prayers, parades, and sweet modaks.
This year?
I’m adding a dead Bollywood predator to the list.
🎯 False Little Idol → www.books.joandelahaye.com/FalseLittleI...

#NewBookRelease #ThrillerFiction

I think I may need to stock up on my essential oils ...
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a woman says it 's done with a netflix logo behind her ALT: a woman says it 's done with a netflix logo behind her

Well ... There's a whole bunch of dead bodies in a Mumbai Penthouse. The main target put up quite a fight, and Marin is walking away bloodied and bruised, heading to Shanghai for her next mission.

The first draft of False Little Idol is done and dusted!