@therealmrbenn.bsky.social
If you knew me on X / Twitter, here I am!
Waiting to be ordered across your knee, of course!
04.02.2026 22:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ouch!
04.02.2026 14:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I do like instructionsβ¦
03.02.2026 13:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0How much is that doggy (sheβs pointing it out) in the window? π
03.02.2026 00:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Go now
02.02.2026 20:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Good morning Miss Brown, I hope you have a fabulous day.
02.02.2026 09:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That looks nice, Moomins
01.02.2026 20:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You donβt post any sub photos? What could they boot you for?!
01.02.2026 12:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ha ha
31.01.2026 15:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The second and third up are very good if youβd like them. I bought them so have what you like.
31.01.2026 14:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Canβt message you, can only postβ¦you must have switched off messages!
31.01.2026 14:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Have WhatsApp ed youβ¦ have fun
31.01.2026 14:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have messaged you on WhatsApp, Missyβ¦
31.01.2026 12:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If only that were true in the other sense!
29.01.2026 17:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Donkeys years ago, when I was about 20 and working on Baker St tube station, (there used to be all the phone box cards advertising βadult servicesβ) I saw one offering βbamboo massageβ and I assumed it was a euphemism for caning. I was today years old before that assumption was corrected! π€£
29.01.2026 16:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If you hadnβt opened your mouth I wouldnβt have had to tell you that you shouldnβt haveβ¦
29.01.2026 13:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs a very tempting image!
29.01.2026 12:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I take it you didnβt understand abbreviation. Bless.
29.01.2026 07:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Erβ¦ and the winner is?
29.01.2026 07:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It is all mine.You are fired.
29.01.2026 07:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs seven words.
28.01.2026 23:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is that the one I received last time?
28.01.2026 23:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Clearing your window cill?!
28.01.2026 22:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Much obligedβ¦ πβ€οΈ
28.01.2026 21:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβll be βnoβ, then! π€£
28.01.2026 20:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Were you referring to any particular dominatrices, Mistress?
28.01.2026 17:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did he agree you reined yourself in..?? π
28.01.2026 16:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0How very obliging of you Miss Zee; are you sitting comfortably? Then please do beginβ¦
28.01.2026 16:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Cricket bat!!
28.01.2026 12:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π₯Ή
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