Lostboii.bakery (Owen)

Nobody at work follows me on here, they don’t need to know I’m a gooner

LISTEN HERE LOUDSPEAKER THE INDOCTRINATION IS ALREADY IN THERE. YOUVE SUCCEEDED. YOU DONE RAN MY POCKETS. WANT MY POCKET LINT TOO? 😭😭😭

Alright I’m social media’d out.

Time to pick up another book.

So far I got: Gideon the Ninth, Raven Scholar, the REST of Realm of the Elderlings…

Anything else chat?

Gang, kinda bummed I wasn’t able to get the tix to the Laufey concert. What can I do that could cheer me up for the moment?

I have now met the stereotype of Hazbin Hotel fans that the internet seems to despise. I hold no judgement but please, I beg, personal hygiene is important. Do not neglect the odor you omit

Yippeee my feed is finally understanding that I love Laufey 😭

Shiiii I clean up good for the Str8 agenda (I’m hiding the fact that the people at the function haven’t seen me in 7 years and don’t know I’m not a man anymore🤧)

Why tf are coworkers coming to me for dating advice

Witches are hot.

Playing UNO til 3AM.

Multiple games.

0 wins.

UNO gotta be racist fr

Something is definitely in my brains when the texture of my own hair touching my face and ears bothers me

#happystarwarsday

Can we normalize carrying the toys those shows we grew up on put into our brains that “yeah everyone’s got one and is ready to throw down.”

I’m talkin Beyblades, Bakugan, Yugioh, POKÉMON type shi.

I wanna be in the mall and some punk ass Mf pull out a whole duel disk to run my wallet

I gotta stop biting my lip when resistance training. Too many cuts

People who are so cutthroat to others in order to get a leg up are the worst kind of people that get put in charge

please support ur friends making creative shit in this cruel world. u have no idea how much a kind comment can mean to an artist when every website just tries to make you focus on the numbers

I once again forgot I exist on the internet.

Updates:
Ren Faire is goated

Hatsune Miku movie is goated

Sinners is goated

Met an actual goat

Puffed up some smoke

Rip the pope

Star Wars Celebration in LA is dope

How do you tell your parents you gave up Catholicism for lent?

miku says: stay up to date with your shots to keep yourself & others safe! 💉💘
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#hatsunemiku #vocaloid

I’m not perfect, but I’m happy. And honestly, that’s all the peace I need ☺️

I swear my username game is so lame 😭

Someone named “Pissatron” just liked one of my posts

I can’t compete with somethin like that

😭😭😭😭

Normalize making funny TikToks with friends regardless if you’re cosplaying from the same fandom. It just makes everything more fun 🤣

The feed is telling me to return to Kingdom Hearts Brainrot

Made my own Pokemon oc because they are so babydoll core ngl~♡

One regret that I always had was I never had enough time to read.

The blessing that is my ability to hear has allowed me to consume so much content I never would’ve been able to.

Never going to take audiobooks or my hearing for granted ever again 💙

to the white Tesla that tried to race me on the Highway tonight,

LMAO EAT SHIT YOU LOST TO A SHITTY AUTOMATIC

If you could commission one fictional character to fix the current US political problems who would it be?

In Canon he is the defacto president of the world during a crisis. I'd call this a crisis. Particularly our righteous punk uncle as far as regenerations- he did it for Gallifrey, he can for us!