Raccoon walking into a room saying “im going insane do you want anything”

Current (permanent) mood as an American in 2025:

we're in the sky between JFK and Seattle and they have turned the plane around, what a time to be alive

the best answer i got for this:

we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out

shout out to the MTA train conductor who closed the train doors, saw me walk up with my suitcase looking sad, and opened the door so I could get on, you are a gentleman and a scholar and I hope both sides of your pillow are always cool

i don't like the thought of oboists being able to walk amongst us undetected

i sometimes feel very lucky i came out of three music degrees without becoming a terrifying individual

Happy Birthday birthday twin 😀

before the roof thing I would have said he's just got dementia but with the roof thing that's cordyceps, baby

I have not "mellowed with age." I've mastered being annoying with surgical precision

so much Amadeus

it was the official "post-concert and the band director needs a break" activity in middle school band

though I think we mixed it up with Beethoven Lives Upstairs once

Siegfried’s Long Call from Twilight of the Garage (Gäragerdämmerung)

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

today's rehearsal lesson: Happy Birthday does not start on the tonic.

(God bless, they figured it out tho)

nine inch nails are the Beatles for women with treatment resistant depression

What: Digital Content Coordinator Who: LA Phil harnesses the power of live music to build community, foster intellectual and artistic growth, and nurture the creative spirit, while redefining what an orchestra can be. Where: Los Angeles, CA How much: $20-22/hr → contact submitter directly

oh my god this is absolutely dismal pay for this role, barely industry competitive let alone LA

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

Oh, you're a people pleaser? Then name 3 people who are pleased with you

This is so real lmaoooo
"She booked a solo trip to Iceland while you were composing your <<good morning>> text" 😂😂

[coquettishly] I hear your leitmotif incorporates the theme of the enemy empire

Gavin Newsom is so awful that I can't believe he's not running for mayor of New York.

but man idk, never would have predicted it, but lower brass might end up being what saves us from everything

is Shen Yun considered DEI programming

the thing about the "see this is why you shouldnt have impostor syndrome" posts is that i will still be held to a higher standard than any of these men for any job i hold for the rest of my life

The Andre Rieu Story

Screenshot reading "The Steinway Ready-Made Boutique" with Steinway branded products like a polo shirt, drawstring knapsack, baseball cap, athletic jacket, golf umbrella and golf ball. Smaller text reads "The official Steinway Adidas Polo can be yours"

TIL that Steinway athletic wear exists

see also: why people need to stop putting fluttertonguing in my parts

(no I can't roll my r's, thanks for asking)

Airport performer doing a mostly passable cover of "Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay" except he can't whistle high enough.

(I'm pretty sure I can't either, to be fair.)

my phone that I bought refurbished in 2017 has a headphone jack and I am hanging onto it like grim death

"we raised our girls to believe they could be anything, and they took us seriously. but we did not raise our boys for a world in which women could be anything"