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@freestyletacet.bsky.social

professional freelance trombonist currently infuriating the upstairs neighbor (I'm sorry you live in a city and not the suburbs Carol)

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02.03.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

romantic trombone solo sheet music

23.02.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 272    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

Discworld QOTD, from Soul Music

β€œFamous I don’t know about,” said Glod. β€œIt’s hard to be famous and alive. I just want to play music every day and hear someone say, β€˜Thanks, that was great, here is some money, same time tomorrow, okay?'”

23.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 932    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 9

"They Say It's An International Airport But Is It Really"

18.02.2026 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"someday the construction at SeaTac will be finished" said with the same tone as "we have always been at war with Eurasia"

18.02.2026 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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as someone who makes a living in classical music I have a lot of options so I'm just going to go with the Ring Cycle

06.01.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my homeland

01.01.2026 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years

01.01.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1434    πŸ” 308    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 11

You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check

26.12.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4292    πŸ” 1128    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 39
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tonight's homily: overanalyzing A Charlie Brown Christmas

25.12.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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beethoven had many many great virtues but I really don’t think he was this hot

23.12.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

ChatGPT generate a picture of a really big battleship, like the biggest battleship ever, a battleship that will finally fill the hole in my heart that I’ve been trying to fill with money and sex and goldplating the toilet. Put a flag on it.

23.12.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

may i suggest

20.12.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
a photo of a product called "airport grade depression filler"

a photo of a product called "airport grade depression filler"

omg they rebranded ice cream

16.12.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1155    πŸ” 234    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 8

also if it's the city that never sleeps why can't I buy groceries at 2am, why is it just the party people who benefit

14.12.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one of the stops on this organ is a quarter tone flatter than the rest of the organ and it's making for a much crunchier Pinkham than usual

thoughts and prayers for the organist (and for us)

13.12.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SeaTac, I say this with love: I need you to get your life together

can you hold an intervention for an airport, asking for a friend

03.12.2025 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

morning people have had it too good for too long

02.12.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if this also explains why Libby doesn't think it exists...

01.12.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Raccoon walking into a room saying β€œim going insane
do you want anything”

Raccoon walking into a room saying β€œim going insane do you want anything”

Current (permanent) mood as an American in 2025:

15.11.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 928    πŸ” 266    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

we're in the sky between JFK and Seattle and they have turned the plane around, what a time to be alive

24.10.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the best answer i got for this:

06.10.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8312    πŸ” 826    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 28

we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out

05.10.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7889    πŸ” 452    πŸ’¬ 593    πŸ“Œ 265

shout out to the MTA train conductor who closed the train doors, saw me walk up with my suitcase looking sad, and opened the door so I could get on, you are a gentleman and a scholar and I hope both sides of your pillow are always cool

04.10.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i don't like the thought of oboists being able to walk amongst us undetected

22.09.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

i sometimes feel very lucky i came out of three music degrees without becoming a terrifying individual

20.08.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday birthday twin πŸ˜€

13.08.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

before the roof thing I would have said he's just got dementia but with the roof thing that's cordyceps, baby

05.08.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 178    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3