@logicaldrivel.bsky.social
40ish dude (He/Him). I like video games, nature, science, satire, existential dread, memes, sci-fi, and generally just vibing. Mostly posting nonsense. Very much detached from the pop culture zeitgeist. Current hyperfixation: Snails and shrimp! α° π Ally π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
can i just reincarnate as a dog already please
07.03.2026 14:55 β π 71 π 8 π¬ 7 π 2this is how Cowboy got me to stop playing Slay The Spire 2 and give him attention
07.03.2026 16:25 β π 297 π 38 π¬ 9 π 0I dont like the way this video read my entire life like this lol
07.03.2026 19:06 β π 640 π 171 π¬ 34 π 79Tonight be sure to set your clocks in the middle of a highway because time is made up.
08.03.2026 00:43 β π 29 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0I'm not crying you're crying
08.03.2026 00:38 β π 120 π 17 π¬ 6 π 0
The reason i put Control animals as B tier, and Control (specific types of) animals as C should be self evident.
Tier maker i used. tier-list-maker.com/super-powers...
Alt text: Tier list chart ranking fictional superpowers by strength from **S** to **D** tiers. Each row contains labeled power categories. **S Tier:** * Local subatomic understanding and control * Re-do any moment in your past (infinite) * Inherent omniscience * Know and visit any time, place, or dimension **A Tier:** * Change own size/mass * Control gravity * Control magnetic fields * Control weather * Electrokinesis * Pyrokinesis * Hydrokinesis * Create portals * Flying * Instant learning * Perceive and mind-link with anything * Multiply self * Possess any living creature * Super speed * Super strength * Force negation / proportional density * Telepathy * Universal perception and intelligence * Teleport anywhere * Grant wishes for others * Aerokinesis * Absorb any matter / perfect constitution **B Tier:** * Absorb and emit kinetic energy * Animal taming * Astral projection * Scrying and telepathy (spectating) * Beast lordship * Create illusions * Death note (kill by writing a name) * Elasticity * Extreme luck * Absorb any energy for sustenance * Healing * Heat vision * Memory wipe * Midas touch (on/off on command) * No aging * Precognition * Revive the dead * Shape shifting * Teleportation within eyesight **C Tier:** * Calm state * Constant euphoria / serenity and focus * Control amphibians * Control birds * Control bugs * Control plants * Control reptiles * Control sea animals * Donβt need sleep * Opacity control * See and emit entire electromagnetic spectrum * Super seduction / super charm * Vampirism * Water breathing * Perfect recall **D Tier:** * Control emotions * Talk to ghosts.
What else would you consider "D tier" super powers? The tier list i was using seemed incomplete.
08.03.2026 00:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Black puppy playing tug with a rope toy
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07.03.2026 23:40 β π 212 π 12 π¬ 5 π 0I miss the Cadbury of yore. T'was my favorite.
08.03.2026 00:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It gets better every time. :P
07.03.2026 23:58 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times
07.03.2026 23:44 β π 3768 π 1046 π¬ 44 π 70I have literally had dreams, where i was flying through a beautiful mountain landscape, or space, or whatever weird stuff, only to have my alarm go off and i fall to the ground and crash in my dream before waking up.
07.03.2026 23:56 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ugh, stoopid time change. Enough already! I just got used to the last one. :(
07.03.2026 23:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
See, it's a real thing!
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Move the clocks ahead half an hour and then stop changing them FOREVER.
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#LockTheClock
#StopTheTimeChange
#DaylightActOf2026
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
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07.03.2026 23:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oh no... I have some expired tests laying around. Hope they still work.
Thanks for the info! I hope your family have recovered.
Share a random film GIF! π¬π€
07.03.2026 23:37 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his substack depends on his not understanding it".
07.03.2026 15:47 β π 1966 π 170 π¬ 1 π 2#webcomic #bigfatcomics
07.03.2026 22:12 β π 20 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0Anyone else coming down with some kind of sickness where you just feel dizzy and a bit off? A coworker was out the past few days and thats what they said they had. They knew 3 other people with the same symptoms. Ive been dizzy all day before talking to her. Its weird, like not sick but, blargh.
07.03.2026 22:45 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I think it's ceramic made to look like a pillow. Still bothers me though lol
07.03.2026 21:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes, exactly!
07.03.2026 15:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Why is bluesky showing me the same 1 and 2 day old posts on the Discover feed? Theres millions of people on this site, why am i only seeing the same 50?
I don't normally scroll the discover feed but when i do, id like new content please.
dark squirrel with one paw tucked
Squirrel of the Day for March 7, 2026 strikes a pose #sqrlpix
07.03.2026 14:08 β π 104 π 14 π¬ 4 π 1#wwdits
07.03.2026 14:12 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Yall are making me fee real old here.
:P
This...bothers me.
07.03.2026 14:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0