James Alexander Clark

Photo of a collection of icicles that have formed outside a window that look like a creature or a ghost or a demon idk it’s got a nice ass tho

if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in

[straightening his jacket in the mirror before trying another new slogan in his serious voice]

"Inescapable oubliettes for the masses, unassailable aeries for the wealthy"

truth coming out of her well to shame humanity

oh damn, that's my shit 🫡

When he was 14 years old, Rob Kenney's father abandoned him. After becoming an adult, he launched a YouTube channel called "Dad, How Do I do it?" that teaches kids how to do things a dad would normally teach them.

I love this idea. My dad died when I was three and I had to figure out simple things like how to tie a tie and even shave on my own. Please retweet this because I know there are a lot of kids out there who could use some help with day to day life.

Is this seat that looks like it has a Derry accent conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person, perhaps one of your da's mates saying "Did ye aye mucker, right enough?". Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.

tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence

programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

Earl, Shadow and Harvey having a civilized hay brunch in the fall sun. Shadow's Mohawk looking especially good today.

Brunch with the fellas #guineapig #rabbit

Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."

Dress up to be treated like cattle to the slaughter.

Ol' man Earl pig going slug mode in the strawberry House with fluffy liner. A hearty feast of poop awaits outside.

Ah, a kindred spirit

Oh wait! Figured out how to get rid of the garbage Gemini button in Chrome:

- Right-click
- Unpin

Gone!

In fairness, any UK adjacent accent takes a conscious effort to distinguish conda and condor so maybe that's a bit of a self own

Americans learn to distinguish "epoch" and "epic" challenge (seriously, you'd be surprised).

Academics! I have experienced a huge drop in student questions both online (I keep a discussion forum) and offline for my class. Attendance is good (maybe even great I’d say). Am I an anomaly? My suspicion is that student are asking LLM questions. Thoughts ?

Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.

it's enjoyable. i'm enjoying it

www.404media.co/elon-musk-co...

seriously lmao @ musk innovating. Think the word you're looking for is inheriting bud. Also lol @ einstein, famously a patent clerk being rich. Did you get this shit from grok or something?

Fake book cover: Disabling Microsoft Copilot

I am writing a book

Picture of Truffle/Pernille

Picture of Truffle/Pernille #2

TO ANYONE IN DENMARK (mostly Grenaa and surroundings)
Our cat Truffle (old name on chip is Pernille most likely as we recently received her from her former owner) has gone missing, and we've looked all over but no sign of her.

There was a cat that looked similar to her, but it wasn't her.

Christmas sweater when?

authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

@richardkadrey.bsky.social

Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.

Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/

I was recently introduced to old bay caramel popcorn and lawd that'd mess a fella up after a gummy

So sorry ❤️

I like how our upper classes are so deranged that it's sometimes hard to tell what's pervert shit and what's "racial hygiene"

the sense of incredulity and comic revulsion i get every time i see a cybertruck in the wild has not been reduced by even a single degree in all the time they’ve been on the street

Atlanta Poncey-Highland folks! Please be on the lookout for this sweet kitty! Lost last night near north and highland @videodrome.bsky.social