The Jersey Nerds

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - California Golden Seals

“Didn’t they, like, play in a horse arena?” -Friend of the Nerds when asked if they have any thoughts on the California Golden Seals

Burkus, Noah, and Will - 1967-69 Home
Justin - 1969-70 Home
Carter - 1973-74 Home

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - Atlanta

Sure, bring back the Thrashers, but don’t bring back *these* Thrashers.

Burkus, Noah, and Will - 2008-11 Alternate
Carter and Justin - 2007-11 Away

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - Arizona

We swear this isn’t rage bait. The kachina pattern is cool but with the low contrast between maroon, green, and black it all becomes a blob. We won’t succumb to the nostalgia worms

Burkus, Carter, Justin, and Noah - 1996-2003, 2021-24 Away
Will - 2015-21 Away

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - Winnipeg

At least the fans in Atlanta didn’t have to deal with these monstrosities…

Burkus, Justin and Noah - Reverse Retro 1
Carter - Current Home
Will - Current Away

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - Washington

More like Lashington

Carter, Justin, Noah and Will - 2018 Stadium Series
Burkus - Current Away

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - Vegas

The house always wins, except for when they design a bad jersey.

Burkus and Noah - 2024 Winter Classic
Justin and Will - The gold one
Carter - The grey one

JN Least Favorite Jerseys: Vancouver

Burkus really picked the yellow flying V as his least favorite jersey and then entered into Concept Madness with a concept based on the yellow flying V? What a goober.

Burkus & Noah: 1978-85 Away
Will: 2008-17 Alt
Justin: 2019-22 Alt
Carter: Current Alt

(The voting is on the other app, btw)

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - Utah

While voting for the Concept Madness Competition gets underway (go do that btw), it’s time to trash on the many jersey options Utah has given us over the year…

…oh.

Burkus, Carter, Justin, and Noah - Current Away
Will - Current Home

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - Toronto

Every jersey in franchise history has misspelled “Leaves,” smh my head.

Noah and Will - Reverse Retro 1
Carter and Justin - 2007-10 Home
Burkus - Current Alternate

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - Tampa Bay

Thunderstruck? More like under-suck amirite? Cause these are worse than sucking. Get it? We’re very clever.

Carter and Noah - 2007-11 Home
Justin - Current Alternate
Burkus - 2018-22 Alternate
Will - 2014-17 Alternate

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - St. Louis

These jerseys are making us blue (da ba dee da ba di)

Justin and Noah- 2022 Winter Classic
Carter - 2008-16 Alternate
Burkus - Reverse Retro 1
Will - 2025 Winter Classic

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - Seattle

Hot take: If you're combining ice blue and off white... don't!

Carter, Justin, and Will - 2024 Winter Classic
Burkus - Current Away
Noah - Reverse Retro

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - San Jose

It took them four tries, but the Sharks finally nailed an alternate jersey. We cannot let them go back.

Burkus and Will - 2001-07 Alternate
Carter - 2008-17 Alternate
Justin - 2018-22 Alternate
Noah - Reverse Retro 2

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - Pittsburgh

The media is (somehow) unsure if Pittsburgh's rebuilding. The Nerds are just glad they've rebuilt from these monstrosities...

Justin, Noah, and Will - 2007-16 Away
Burkus - 2007-16 Home
Carter - 2014 Stadium Series

JN Least Favorite Jerseys: Philadelphia

Won't you crash low imprisoned bird, yeah.
*insert the worst banjo solo ever*

Burkus, Noah, and Will - 2007-10 Home
Carter and Justin - Current Alternate

JN Least Favorite Jerseys: Ottawa

Justin and Noah: 2009-11 Alternate
Will: Current Home
Carter: Current Away
Burkus: All of them

JN Least Favorite Jerseys: NY Rangers

These shirts are making us blue...

Burkus, Noah, and Will: Reverse Retro 1
Justin: 1976-78 Blue
Carter: 2014 Stadium Series

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - New Jersey

The Devils have put us through hell with these recent jerseys...

Burkus and Noah - Reverse Retro 2
Carter - Current Away
Justin - Current Alternate
Will - 2024 Stadium Series

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - Nashville

Do yellow? Good! Do not yellow? Bad! Mustard =/= Yellow

Carter and Justin - 2001-07 Alternate
Noah and Will - 2007-11 Home
Burkus - 2007-11 Away

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - Montreal

There's nothing more iconic than Montreal's chest stripe... wait that's too many stripes!

Burkus, Justin, and Noah - 100th Anniversary Barberpole
Carter - 100th Anniversary Blue
Will - NHL100 Classic

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - Minnesota

"I think the red"

Chris, Noah, and Will - 2003-17 Red
Burkus - 2000-07 Home
Carter - 2009-17 Alternate
Justin - Reverse Retro 1

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - Los Angeles

"Would you like that as a burger, black, or boring?"

Burkus and Will - 2011-24 Home
Chris and Justin - 1995-96 Alternate
Carter - 2016-21 Alternate
Noah - 2007-11 Home

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - Florida

Unlike most bad designs from the Edge era, the Panthers offer three flavors of horror. Or maybe the baby blue and yellow combo grinds your gears.

Carter and Justin - RR2
Chris and Noah - 2007-11 Home
Burkus - 2007-16 Away
Will - 2011-16 Home

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - Edmonton

When you have an all-time classic look, you know you gotta mess with it constantly so that you wreck brand consistency.

Burkus and Carter - 2019-24 Alt
Justin and Noah - 2007-11 Away
Chris - 2007-11 Home
Will - Reverse Retro 2

JN Least Favorite Jersey - Detroit

For the second straight day, Carter ruins a clean sweep.

Burkus, Chris, Justin, Noah, Will - Reverse Retro 1
Carter - Current Away

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - Dallas

If you need to know which team you play for, these are good! Otherwise... yikes.
Also shoutout to Carter ruining the sweep.

Burkus, Chris, Justin, Noah, and Will - 2007-13 Home
Carter - Current Alternate

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - Columbus

Considering the Jackets are doubling the number of good jerseys in their history in three days, there's a lot of options for bad jerseys...

Will, Noah, and Chris - Current Home
Carter and Justin - Reverse Retro 2
Burkus - Reverse Retro 1

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - Colorado

Colorado? More like ColoBADo amirite!?

Justin, Will, Noah, and Chris - 2007-17 Away
Carter - 2009-15 Alternate
Burkus - Reverse Retro 2

JN Least Favorite Jerseys - Chicago

Good flag! Bad jerseys...

Carter, Justin, and Noah - 40s Barberpoles
Burkus - 1999-2009 Alternate
Chris - 2009 Winter Classic
Will - 2015 Winter Classic