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Charlotte Not-Sanguine

@knaveryesque.bsky.social

Cryptic/dry utterances, appalling puns, sci-fi stuff, and sundry other things. Swiftie, I've realized. ❤️ Chappell Roan. D&D, She/they. Newly obsessed with Hazbin Hotel, which is reminding me I love musicals.

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Friendtopia - feat. Rachel Bloom, Vella Lovell, & Gabrielle Ruiz - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
YouTube video by racheldoesstuff Friendtopia - feat. Rachel Bloom, Vella Lovell, & Gabrielle Ruiz - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

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My fave spice girls parody song

04.03.2026 05:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's truly a fascinating technique.

04.03.2026 05:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A promenade is automatically charming.

04.03.2026 04:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)

04.03.2026 01:28 — 👍 2045    🔁 442    💬 46    📌 18

Someone at Microsoft :

What if we just fucking annoy our customers so much? They need us, right? Let's quietly torment with subtle & not so subtle UI changes & general fuckery.

04.03.2026 04:43 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Canada should casually acquire Point Roberts & see what happens.

04.03.2026 04:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not enough mistreatment of billionaires.

03.03.2026 22:19 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Makes it sounds like the seal mafia, operating between Wales & Devon.

04.03.2026 04:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We also just murdered this guy’s parents, his wife, and his son so good luck getting a peace deal

04.03.2026 02:31 — 👍 2724    🔁 572    💬 4    📌 12

Hahahaha remember that cringy Dan Crenshaw ad where he skydived and fought antifa oh man that dude sucks and it’s so good watching him get his shit stomped in. Get bent, fuckin loser.

04.03.2026 03:18 — 👍 314    🔁 26    💬 11    📌 0

I think he would've loved "Clue".

04.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
 a photo of Mount Everest with the caption, "Every dead person on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe calm down."

a photo of Mount Everest with the caption, "Every dead person on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe calm down."

Good morning

02.03.2026 14:41 — 👍 97    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 1

Also reported on pcworld. Rumors...https://www.pcworld.com/article/3068331/windows-12-rumors-features-pricing-everything-we-know-so-far.html

04.03.2026 02:32 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I think LibreOffice is the successor to OpenOffice.

04.03.2026 02:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Already running CachyOS on my secondary computer, so this'll be an easy transition away from Windows.

04.03.2026 02:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great move to leak this info to alienate folks already annoyed with Copilot. Unless this is a clever ploy to gauge reaction...

04.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe that'll be to qualify for the uber-Copilot tier or something.

04.03.2026 01:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sounds like I will be pivoting to Linux & Mac when this happens.

04.03.2026 01:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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What privacy? Meta's smart glasses are filming unwitting naked people Meta's Ray-Ban smart glasses are a privacy nightmare, with footage of naked people, sensitive information, and violent acts captured and seen by Meta's AI and an army of employees.

Buried lede: Meta sends all your nudes to Kenya where humans annotate it and feed it to AI

03.03.2026 16:51 — 👍 1071    🔁 590    💬 26    📌 128

That’s two more than Benghazi

04.03.2026 00:20 — 👍 13    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0
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😳😳😳😳

03.03.2026 22:37 — 👍 3665    🔁 1581    💬 691    📌 340

No jobs involving long term consequences for end times desirers.

03.03.2026 23:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Listen, I try to respect other people's religious beliefs but I really think that "I believe the President of the United States has been divinely appointed to bring about the End of the World" should disqualify you from being a flag officer, I'm sorry

03.03.2026 23:49 — 👍 107    🔁 22    💬 5    📌 1
the trump "I make a stupid decision" / "something really bad happens" / "i convince my followers the problem is now magically solved" / "i reverse my stupid decision"

the trump "I make a stupid decision" / "something really bad happens" / "i convince my followers the problem is now magically solved" / "i reverse my stupid decision"

the problem with the iran war is that The Enemy Gets A Vote and president deals can't reverse his stupid decision without their consent and right now they ain't interested in signing off.

03.03.2026 19:59 — 👍 626    🔁 121    💬 10    📌 2

Surprised these assholes can handle walking and talking at the same time.

03.03.2026 22:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not enough mistreatment of billionaires.

03.03.2026 22:19 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

& the Kurds will restrict their efforts to Iran. Sure…

03.03.2026 22:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Legendary graft

03.03.2026 22:10 — 👍 109    🔁 17    💬 2    📌 0

Unless his writing already lacked spark & flair, I hope he enjoyed sharing character-less pablum with the world & making that his thing.

03.03.2026 20:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not being aware of both, I really vibe with that.

03.03.2026 20:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0