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Because it's football! You libtards wouldn't understand. The ball needs to get to the end zone. It needs to get there because if it doesn't the opposing team will win. And then they get to light cars on fire and climb light posts. We can't let that happen.😑

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God save the queen!😂
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As long as they don't do it in public.😅

A difficult woman is a problem. Until she does great things.😑
🫡 Rest in peace you difficult woman.🫡

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a flag ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a flag

What files?😂

We should ask Bibi to release the Mossad tapes.😂

Ok but what's the new news?🤨

The government is shut down. Active duty military and border patrol are not getting paid. My question is ice getting paid?🤔

I died.🤣🤣🤣

Too young, for his decrepit ass.🤣

Congratulations! You didn't take merch. I'm very impressed.🥱
Now grow a pair and stand your ground.🧐
"History has its eyes on you."
🤣 We're all fucked. 😭

Love it. When I was in the Navy dolphins would swim ahead of our brow. It was amazing!

Soooooooo, what they have been doing already? My leaves are shaking.🤣

That's not fair! Manson knew what he was doing!🤣

Careful now, Nike may be seeing this.

"No don't." Said the GOP. But it's only a matter of time. Turds always float to the surface.

Hey child rapists need to support each other. When he heard about the sexual allegations against Trump his first thought was. "That's my guy."😅

It hurts me to say it but they hit a majority of the states that deny climate change. Irony is God's favorite sort of humor isn't it.🤣

Hey, kids fuck your school lunch!
We got better things to do.🤣
Fuck me! 😤

How did you accomplish that? You are a witch. I hope you pass the drowning test.😑

I own an American flag. The merch is available.🤣

I find the term cunt offense. My dick and balls won't tolerate that kind of language.🤣

Amazing, before we had smart phones. People just did things.

But, Jesus...chose him.🤣

Unless, they were a skimpy dress. Then it was her fault.🤣

I would apply but I'm not a podcaster.🤣

Classic Trump tactics. Just ask the contractors he never paid.🤣

The president told us it was, and when has he ever lied.

Not anymore buddy. It turns out it was a the left. It has always been the left. Except for all the instances which are undetermined. 🤣