Michael Parsons

My audiobook library is turning into a mixture of smartass AIs and fantasy smut with a random memoir bridging the gap.

First time I’ve had, across the board, matching profile images on social media in maybe ever

HGSTRONG Collection (AMC Awareness 2025) | The Greene Affect The official shop of The Greene Affect. Discover the latest content, shop merchandise, and more.

The Greene Affect Store is LIVE! 💙

The #HGSTRONG Collection, inspired by Harrison’s journey, is available now — with all profits going to fund an inclusive playground at Mt. Vernon Elementary.

#AMCAwareness #InclusionMatters

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I know the moment is coming soon, but I’m already dreading the return of mowing season

To the Birthday Boy! Hey there, birthday boy. Today, you turn four. I can’t help but feel like this is a milestone birthday for you, so I wanted to write you a little note. Plus, it’s been a minute since I’ve done somet

A Letter To the Birthday Boy.
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I miss this kind of view.
I feel like I can breathe here.

My child unknowingly mocks me with that hair

Poppy has succumbed to the couch
#Caturday

Greene Does Greenville - Eyes on 2026 Our first visit to Shriners Children’s Greenville of the year, our 27th visit, is in the books. Thankfully, unlike our last visit, this was a quick 1-day affair. Typically, our appointments are s

Finally got a blog post up

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#Netflix is raising their prices yet again

• Ad-supported is increasing $1 and is now $7.99 a month

• Premium is increasing $2 and is now $24.99 a month

Support for Windows 10 ends in October, so of course we’ve just started testing Windows 11.

I’m not going to admit how often I say Mercari rather than Meraki but it happens more than it should.

Natalie Portman Reportedly Reprising Her Role as Padmé Amidala in AHSOKA Season 2 A big new Star Wars rumor has surfaced, and this one is about the possible return of Natalie Portman as Padmé Amidala in Ahsoka Season 2. According to insider Kristian Harloff on his podcast, Dave Filoni...

Natalie Portman Reportedly Reprising Her Role as Padmé Amidala in AHSOKA Season 2

Welp…

Just sharing how awesome this kid is!

From the tiniest flickers of movement as a baby to now intentional control as an almost 4-year-old! Harrison is always pushing boundaries, exploring new ways to do things, and is truly the most determined kiddo.

With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.

Few things get on my nerves more than when people end a message, that isn’t even meant to be funny, with “hahaha”

I'm trying to find the best print-on-demand site for some shirt and sticker designs.
Lots of thoughts and opinions online, with no real distinct winner

A toddler sitting exhaustedly on a old beat up brown couch

Those first day back to school after being off 3.5 weeks vibes are strong in this house.

Pogonotrophy [po-GAH-nuh-troh-fee]
(n.)
-The act of cultivating, or growing and grooming, a mustache, beard, sideburns or other facial hair.

Used in a sentence:
“Women once preferred their gents imberb, but these days, practitioners of pogonotrophy are the superstars of swoon.”

Aaaand….I’ve only watched Stranger Things

I really should use this account more, just based off this fact alone

YouTube video by Retro Recipes 🕹️ vintage tech + tv Star Wars Holiday Special: 5K 60fps Upscale (1978)

Happy Life Day everyone! www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJBN...

it’s midnight!, lets go! #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas 

There have been times where I genuinely wasn’t sure if we’d ever get these types of things.
Extremely thankful for the small things.
#HappyThanksgiving

Someone over here bragging they get DMs

Oh now! Outlook is down? How awful! And on a Monday before Thanksgiving?! It’s just awful!!

(My first truly sarcastic post here on #Bluesky)

Today begins the season known only as, “Let’s pick this up after the Holidays.” Congratulations to everyone who celebrates.

It’s that time of year where I become extremely aware of how much more conscious I am of my surroundings than most people

Had full intentions on getting a few things done on my laptop this evening.
SOMEONE had other plans however…

At one point he was watching Ms Rachel on the laptop and Mickey on TV. Something straight out of the @iamwesbrown.bsky.social playbook.