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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈

@brandtonwithad.bsky.social

Former Utah Boy, SWFL. Just a sporty, nerdy, gay guy who’s often NSFW

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Maybe Crenshaw will resign early

04.03.2026 03:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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04.03.2026 03:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe having religious nutbags who want to trigger world wars in the Middle East to fulfill biblical prophecies in charge of one of the strongest militaries in the world was a bad idea

04.03.2026 00:45 — 👍 21    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

That strategy has never gone wrong

04.03.2026 00:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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04.03.2026 00:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Every Pokemon game:

03.03.2026 20:47 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Maybe Epstein is alive in Israel and giving Netanyahu blackmail info…

03.03.2026 19:56 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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The horrors. They’re persisting

03.03.2026 15:51 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I knew it’s what you wanted

03.03.2026 14:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Donut. Dick

03.03.2026 14:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes

03.03.2026 13:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That was a day ago!

03.03.2026 13:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Burn workfront to the ground

03.03.2026 12:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly, them dropping 3 planes off the aircraft carriers should have been a sign on how this would go

03.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rou Jia Mo

01.03.2026 22:49 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re Bigfoot?

01.03.2026 20:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

33 now

01.03.2026 20:15 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Hurting after running yesterday

01.03.2026 16:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll get it hard

01.03.2026 16:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’d love to be paid in Kips

01.03.2026 16:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Somebody asking you “what kind of guys do you like” on the apps feels so needy and annoying

01.03.2026 14:38 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She is mother

01.03.2026 00:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

QTP with your favorite Princess Zelda! (wrong answers only)

28.02.2026 23:54 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 2

Finally ready

28.02.2026 22:48 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Behold my dumplings

28.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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Pick your starter

28.02.2026 15:05 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Yep. Hated that

28.02.2026 14:34 — 👍 37    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna go for a run. Pray for me

28.02.2026 13:44 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1