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Brandton πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@brandtonwithad.bsky.social

Former Utah Boy, SWFL. Just a sporty, nerdy, gay guy who’s often NSFW

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β€œAmerica runs on Dunkin’”
RFK jr: β€œlike hell it does”

06.03.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need more friends who cum in me

06.03.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone doing the madam morrible/wicked witch thing to Markwayne Mullen in a senate hearing might end him

06.03.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This legit made me laugh out loud

06.03.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Well, it wasn’t that. I’ve had better sex that took half an hour than the three hours I wasted there

06.03.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I nearly pushed him off and left in that. I’d already been there 2.5 hours so I was ready to leave

06.03.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s very Star Wars lol

06.03.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If brasso didn’t do, I think Marva would have thrown herself from the grave

06.03.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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He posted this pic with the caption β€œwhen he says he’s getting close”

06.03.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The way brasso didn’t even hesitate to use her in the riot… he knew it was what she wanted

06.03.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I did this once for a guy for half an hour. He said he was close. But noooooooo

06.03.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For some reason, I don’t think this’ll work out that way for him. For starters, even if Trump managed to pick someone both Iran and him found acceptable, Israel will probably kill them too

05.03.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s beautiful cuz she didn’t seem to know she was fired

05.03.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not sure I will.

05.03.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He also said he wanted to at some point put the technique into copilot and have it help rewrite it, and I told him I’d k*ll him if he did

05.03.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Product manager just sent the engineers the first draft of the surgical technique and I am eviscerating it

05.03.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Same… although I more got bored with the za dlc

05.03.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this move will simultaneously increase the average intelligence of the Trump cabinet and the U.S. senate

05.03.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1541    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 16

Markwayne Mullen does politics the right way
By Ezra Klein

05.03.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t worry though, it’s cute cuz it’s to a raccoon

05.03.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just means I’ll get there first then

05.03.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Try 10 reps lol

05.03.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh?

05.03.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How I feel when someone blocks me

05.03.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Yep. That little piggy went to the market. What’s next?

05.03.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This gif is gonna get a lot of mileage this war, I think

05.03.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just drop em in my mouth

05.03.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s probably feeling fine. Word is US is moving missile defense systems from Korea to the Middle East, thus helping his fantasy of finishing conquering the Korean Peninsula

04.03.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s pen that lasts long and draws good lines. I lose them before they run out

04.03.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like 5

04.03.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0