Count Draczilla

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Cope

True. It's unbelievable that Labour would rather hand power to Reform than change the country for the better.

I expected them to at least be barely competent. They have failed to clear even that low bar.

Instead we have these inept genocidal Red Tories flailing around reacting to the right wing press and clamping down on peaceful protest.

They aren't just failing they are disgusting.

Reducing inequality. Labour is a party of billionaires and seeks to concentrate wealth in the hands of a few evil people. The Greens will look to increase the wealth of the other 99%

At least the Greens are offering good solutions that would help the country.

All Starmer and Labour have to offer is genocide, anti-immigrant rhetoric, bigotry and the punishment of vulnerable members of society. And you Starmer cultists love that because you don't want anything to get better.

Trees are submissive, can't dump you, will watch you play Call of Duty without interrupting. And everyone says they are pretty. You can even buy them online quite cheaply. Incels should be well into trees.

For 30 years I thought I didn't like vegetables. It turned out I just don't like stinky mush.

Sadly I have now discovered that eating sprouts causes the sort of flatulence that shakes roof tiles loose.

You live and learn.

This anecdote clears it up.

"Terry whomst, at a book signing, asked my name, and being a young egg, I told him, adding “for now” so he leaned in, asked what it *will* be, and signed my copy of Guards Guards ambiguously enough that it can be read either way.
He was the first human to know [my name]"

If he hadn't gone bald he would have a side parting and a little moustache.

I think he practices looking like Mussolini in the mirror.

Are you telling people of colour that they are wrong? What do you hope to gain from that?

We could have had those water companies nationalised by now. Sadly The Guardian chose to campaign against that. You must all be very proud.

Sadly it doesn't fit a European standard toilet roll so I have to import pallets of Japanese paper. Sometimes it takes 2 months to arrive which can be inconvenient.

It is literally a political slogan you dishonest stenographers.

Folks, it would be hugely appreciated if you could help James raise the money they need to get this sorted.

Please donate if you can and share it about.

A naked Theseus leads a naked boy away while another naked boy hugs his foot. A crowd looks on in confusion.

This guy? Prison ship of Theseus more like.

🫂

Hull FC's young rugby players Lloyd and Callum Kemp. They are identical twins.

Oh my gurd! That's the Kemp's music!

(I know nobody knows who they are but I've seen this little kids fight and they scare me.)

[checks to see if this is Australia]

Why is that a good temperature for you?

The government is complicit. Why are you defending them? Do you support the genocide?

Wouldn't you describe complicity in a genocide as far-right? That seems like a far-right thing to do. Helping exterminate people based on race to satisfy a right wing ethnostate? I'd say that was in the vicinity of the far-right.

I got food poisoning when I was 7 and I died.

I'm having a hard time arguing with people in the Green Party about the Green Women's Declaration.

Does anyone have an article on who these people are and why they aren't just "concerned women wanting dialogue"?

Owls have a hoot that means "I'm sick of your shit."

I often hear our local owl pair call to each other when they hunt. I was outside and one was in a tree above me.

Where are you?

Silence

Where are you?

Silence

Where are you?

Then from the same tree:
I'M RIGHT FUCKING HERE! OH MY GOD!

Still better than losing the will to live in January.

Yep. Just bought 6 months worth. The vegan shit is a right rip off. I feel quite taken advantage of.

I dunno who it even is. Are they like the Chairman or something?

When Corbyn wins power I'm going to build BritNet the British National Social Media Corporation. It will be basic but functional with BritNet Commissars to act as moderators.

NIGHT VALE DOG PARK -RULES- DOGS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE DOG PARK PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE DOG PARK TRY NOT TO LOOK AT THE DOG PARK DO NOT LOOK AT THE HOODED FIGURES