𝙎𝘼𝘿𝙄𝙆 𝘼𝘿𝙉𝘼𝙉

If yer leavin', take me with ya!

Yeah?!

Babe, I think ya got hypochondria.

. What?

I can't even get pregnant!?

Heh, I kinda force that on ya, don't I?

Gettin' some hobbies makes a world of difference, puttin' that out there.

Th' big boys...

Get help.

Ya should be pumpin' iron instead!

Can't put down th' cup... (of çay)

It better be!

Oh, hey!

That's right bitch... Eat my baklava....

Yer right to be worried, kiddo.

But I think we're safe this time.

[Ah! He's squeezing him gently.]

There, there.

[Following??]

Yo?

I missed you. :(

[It takes a hot minute to notice ngl, but once he does, he's knocking.]

You okay?
...Was it somethin' I said?

Okay!

[He is waiting... Looking at cat memes on his phone.]

And. And uh. The rest of my body is available to ya.
Just puttin' that out there. 😁

If ya need protectin'...
Ya know my strong arms're always here. 😉

Yeah.

"You young punks're WEIRD weird!"

"Heh, that was a helluva long ice cream trick!"

You can't be every man's fantasy or I'll kick their ass—

salam alaikum fine shyt