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Latest posts by the-johnny-box.bsky.social on Bluesky

Get ready for the admin to use footage of Philly riots to justify invading LA over unruly post win conduct with a whole ass super carrier in WEHO

02.11.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scavengers reign is so friggin good. Common side effects is also so so good, from the same studio I believe.

02.11.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why unforch?

02.11.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fixed it

31.10.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in front of a car ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in front of a car

Smacks OC. "This complex multi-classed Traumatized PC Can fit So much Narrative"

30.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't be afraid of consequences. Chase the next interesting thing with reckless abandon. I want to play/play with characters that DO things, not AVOID consequences all together.

30.10.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yum!

30.10.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So sorry you're profile is emo moments when is could have, should have and, in a just world, would have been emoments

30.10.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why don't we "probe" a little deeper into the fucking Venezuelan Fisherman he keeps murdering.

29.10.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Summer renters?

29.10.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rule 34 is becoming more of a suggestion

29.10.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a weak, weak man. Maybe if he was able to do something about this the list would disappear. It won't but maybe it's with a try

28.10.2025 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
an adorable goblin adventurer carries a pack full of many different kinds of dice. the image is captioned "goblin wisdom" above and "don't use ur phone while poop

an adorable goblin adventurer carries a pack full of many different kinds of dice. the image is captioned "goblin wisdom" above and "don't use ur phone while poop

Most Goblins learned this the hard way. Their natural eye color shouldn't be that red.

#goblin #dnd #meme

28.10.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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See I'm simply more evolved than you.

#dnd #mindflayer #meme

27.10.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And they say LA has no culture.

26.10.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Plummet

26.10.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I'd expand my business 12 fold if the price of wheat was about to plump

26.10.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a wizard fires a cannon from the hip while wearing a pointy grey hat. the caption reads: I cast non-magic Missile

a wizard fires a cannon from the hip while wearing a pointy grey hat. the caption reads: I cast non-magic Missile

My next artificer/wizard multi class. Big tactical breach wizards vibe.

#dnd #meme #wizards

25.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says okie dokie while wearing glasses ALT: a cartoon character says okie dokie while wearing glasses
25.10.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Naming your cat mouse is borderline humiliation

23.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When those with the levers of power remove all that makes life worth living, and then continue and begin to make life a living hellscape... What other option is there but to die for the cause of making others lives livable

23.10.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When they say AI will save us, this is the salvation they offer

21.10.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes. Famously liberals capitulating to conservatives was the secret sauce to stopping the fascists in Germany. And Italy. And Spain. Oh no wait that's historically what has allowed them to SEIZE power!? Wait, it was concerted and direct confrontations and populist social support that's worked!?

20.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes. Famously liberals capitulating to conservatives was the secret sauce to stopping the fascists in Germany. And Italy. And Spain. Oh no wait that's historically what has allowed them to SEIZE power!? Wait, it was concerted and direct confrontations and populist social support that's worked!?

20.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is Spotify running ICE recruitment ads? Here are the facts The advertising "is part of a broad campaign the US government is running" across various platforms β€” not just Spotify, a spokesperson told Snopes.

Cancel SPOTIFY.

They are running ICE ads.

F them.

www.snopes.com/fact-check/s...

19.10.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 13107    πŸ” 5861    πŸ’¬ 782    πŸ“Œ 489

If those fascists could read they be very upset

19.10.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My guy: you are a loyalist refusing to support the revolution.

17.10.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a riddle? When is word Al not weird AI?

16.10.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll volunteer for $2500 hours as a personal assistant and butler

13.10.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a fair take, though I think a more generous read is that OP is upset that now that the abuses of the state are targeting white people, resistance is becoming mainstream when those or similar abuses have been inflicted on minorities for generations.

13.10.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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