Mark Kerr⦠the original Mean Girl
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Mark Kerr⦠the original Mean Girl
03.10.2025 17:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π«΅
26.09.2025 20:55 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0On one hand: Coyote in the back yard π
On the other hand: Coyote in the back yard π°
Only the first one really spoke to sexual attraction though, most of the π»ππππ π»ππππΎπππ I got were this impulse to somehow transcend my body and become something else. I had the furry genes hardcoded into my DNA from day 1
24.09.2025 17:39 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Weirdly enough I never got -funny feelings- from funny animals in media save for weird deep-cut shit, like the stranger from Oddworld (I wanted to know how he smelled), Nebri from UC (I wanted to be her), Rika and Renamon biomerging (which in retrospect is like shockingly graphic for a kids TV show)
24.09.2025 17:38 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0[Using only images, explain how you became a furry]
I had some very yiff-motivated beginnings :^)
First pic is the first ever piece of furry porn I ever saw β₯
Nile ;)
22.09.2025 17:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βοΈ
22.09.2025 03:05 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0We did some very serious minigolf yesterday
22.09.2025 01:49 β π 23 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The bliss of impulse buying a new weredog toy that might be too big at Eurofurence with your convention earnings and having it fit -perfectly-
21.09.2025 04:30 β π 24 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The bliss of ordering a pair of pants online and having them fit -perfectly-
20.09.2025 21:03 β π 29 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Tragic! The $75 candle that you thought you were getting a sweet deal on when it was 50% off smells like the inside of a cheap Halloween mask
18.09.2025 20:11 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Doubling back to this to say that the second half is the most stuck in my head a song has been for years
18.09.2025 01:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can't shake the bad feeling that BjΓΆrk's eventual next album is gonna have AI inside and out of it. Just slathered all over it. Please BjΓΆrk, Fossora was bad enough, just do the right thing. Make Vespertine 2
16.09.2025 21:31 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Just having a perfect moment with my perfect cat π₯°
13.09.2025 01:29 β π 32 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0Proud to say I'm now a full-time gooner (a fan of the alternative rock band Goon)
13.09.2025 00:28 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
15.10.2009 18:56 β π 3711 π 2493 π¬ 52 π 83New James K album is such a beast I LOVE
10.09.2025 18:30 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Heaven is real
08.09.2025 12:27 β π 29 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me n the boys are pissin butt-to-butt at the Berlin brunch joint
08.09.2025 09:40 β π 139 π 26 π¬ 1 π 0Germany? More like Germ-any! Because I got sick on day two of the con. Someoneβs gotta bring the crud to the con yknow? :β)
07.09.2025 09:04 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Youβre so right and smart and sexy and hot for saying this
06.09.2025 13:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0G-gabumon-kunβ¦
05.09.2025 21:40 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean can you really blame me
05.09.2025 12:03 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Just asked if the script on someoneβs badge was Mesopotamian cuneiform and was swiftly corrected and informed it was just the dragon alphabet from Skyrim. So I am feeling doubly stupid today
05.09.2025 11:20 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0β‘
30.08.2025 07:51 β π 124 π 16 π¬ 6 π 1The biomerging sequences messed me up for life but at least in the cool way
28.08.2025 01:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes all of them one thousand times leave me alone
26.08.2025 22:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Everyone is asking if Iβve seen this show or movie or listened to this podcast and Iβm like no buddy listen here I have been mainlining episodes of Elden Ring Bingo Brawlers for the last month and I literally canβt get enough of these speedrunning boys making up their own little sport itβs THRILLING
26.08.2025 16:12 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Got into a fight with mistress she was like you have no idea how hard it is to be a giantess and goddess to millions of pathetic groveling worms l said try me and you know what she's right these guys are really starting to get on my nerves
25.08.2025 19:21 β π 287 π 82 π¬ 2 π 1