Poppy

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So the Cheeto dusted twit with Cheeto dust for brains hates the UK sooooo

Sorry I missed your call, I panicked and dissociated trying to figure out why you didn’t just text me

Gus Kenworthy: British freestyle skier will not be punished for graphic ICE message Team GB skier Gus Kenworthy will not be punished after appearing to urinate a graphic message about the United States' immigration and customs enforcement (ICE) in the snow, then posting a photograph ...

When you have to go you have to go 😜😂

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F1 movie with an Oscar nod 😳

Me

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First work out of the new year after being sick since before Christmas equals 😂

Me anywhere: Ugh there are people here

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You know you’re a Brit when you throw your phone at your bed then walk over to it to say sorry 🤦🏼‍♀️😂😂

Me to my phone 😂

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Thank you

It’s me 😂

Happy World Introvert Day! 💙

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Happy new year from the UK

And as it hit midnight I had a sneezing fit so apt as usual from me lol

My New Year’s Resolution: less people

So I’ve been sick since Christmas and honestly it’s been horrible sickness wise but at the same time really helped with the time between then & new years cause for me it’s just been the weekend 😂

So I’d recommend it too cause no limbo feeling for me 😂

What Brits really mean

Pretty much 😂

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Happy belated birthday to @tinabina70.bsky.social

Your one of the best women on here & I love our chats & innuendos and I love how much you get my British sarcasm lol

Sorry it’s late

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Happy 100th birthday Dick Van dyke

Also please adopt me 😂

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Peeking in, it’s been a while and trying not posting about how the F1 weekend isn’t easy lol

I failed hint below lol

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Peeks in it’s been a while & with some sound advice! Lol

Don’t get into F1 I’m joking do its amazing but it takes over you to the stage you even wake up at 3am to watch a live race!

Me all weekend & please don’t ask what the day or date is cause i don’t know lol

For an introvert, the real gift is finding someone whose presence feels calming instead of draining. Some people make you feel light and safe, while others drain your energy within minutes. Time with the right person feels effortless, with the wrong person it feels like a marathon

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Happy Bonfire night

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You know your a Brit when you wake the water jug on the fridge door and look at it and say sorry 🤦🏼‍♀️😂😂😂

Before coffee: I hate everybody

After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody

Just walked into the door with my hand flying cause I can’t walk without my arms flying like a loon 😂😂 and the bruise appeared asap so tomorrow morning should be interesting 🤦🏼‍♀️

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That game was amazing

Well done England

And again the women bring the trophy’s home for us!