The Dork Lord

Happy birthday! 🤟🍷🙌🥳

Have a meh #NFTday if you endorse 😑
The rest of you, my arty-farty lovelies, have a magnificent day 🥰

I created this #NFT for everyone who wants to join Team #Sauron on his AARGH 🏴‍☠️ adventures.

You can make it yours for only 1 “Like 🖤” or you can PayPal me € 567 000 💅

Happy #TalkLikeAPirateDay arrrgh! 🏴‍☠️

Pirates of the Southlands
Part 1: The Curse of the Rickety Raft

Enjoy this new release from Mordor Studios, and join this brave and silly duet on their new adventures at sea.

#haladriel #saurondriel

repost with a meme that lets us all get to know you a little better.

(didn't make this meme, just love it lmao)

#authors

🧝‍♀️💞🧝‍♀️ Galadriel reunites with her daughter in Valinor

💔 #celebrianhalfmaia angst

🔗
archiveofourown.org/works/469218...

👑 Galadriel reconsiders her place at her new husband's side.

🍋 NSFW

🎁 A little treat for myself of my birthday.

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/469218...

#haladriel

She doesn’t love him but she misses him 🥺

Oh he’s almost completely “deaded” without that elfussy! Quick! He needs “elven medicine” 👀

A thing I wrote on Tumblr about my experiences with canon messing up on ships I liked, and how fandom gets you through.
conundrumoftime.tumblr.com/post/7278939...

Happy #ActorsDay! 🎭

…and the award goes to…
🥁🥁🥁🥁
#Sauron on #Halbrand’s “deathbed” 🙄

Thank you 🥹

Here is a picture of Elrond for your timeline

Thank you 😌

NEW TITLE ALERT!
“Stronger Than the Foundations of the Earth” by Mai Ron

The two Valinorean dummies refuse to admit the have a case of hornies for each other.
How long can then deny their dark desires?
(The answer is: Not long - they get down to “business” on page 69 😎)

#haladriel #saurondriel

Timeline for the exchange showing updates to the reveal date now occurring on October 1st

We've heard you!
Due to the mods (and some of you) having an ultra-busy September, we've moved the reveal date to October 1st! For those of you who are already done, submissions will still open THIS FRIDAY, and remain open throughout September for you to add to the collection!

Holy cow 😂

Galadriel's Monster.
Fourth Age: The Return From The Void

The Valar bring Mairon back from the Void and Artanis is to be his guardian.
It’s an experiment. It’s a very bad idea 👀

#haladriel #saurondriel #artairon
——
Belated Happy #FrankensteinDay and #MaryShelley Birthday!

He’s a precious little bean…
I bet he doesn’t even live in Áras an Uachtaráin but had a hobbit house built in the garden for him and his doggo 🥰

Aman’s Lovers (aka #Haladriel)

True art worthy of Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn?
High Impressionism portraying human nature and desires?
Or just photoshopped blurry screenshot?

I guess we’ll never know! 🤷‍♀️
#MysteriesOfArt

Yes. Yes. Evil and scary #Sauron indeed… muhahahaha! 😈

Pedalling through
The dark currents
I find an accurate copy
A blueprint of the pleasure in me
A secret code carved

(…) On the surface simplicity
But the darkest pit in me
Is pagan poetry

Morse coding signals
They pulsate
They wake me up
From my hibernating (…)

Clever little bug you were… apparently 🙌😏

OK! Here is a 'Haladriel' feed, which includes Haladriel posters/writers/fanartists and general mentions of Haladriel or Saurondriel across Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fxxp2535yzz2n4vs42ngb6hd/feed/aaaov5pporac6

Poor Sauron had to knit it himself, but he had to make a prototype of the Eye and wool was all he had at the time 🥸

The Adventures of the Evil, No Good, Very Bad Sexy Sauron, and That Hat

EPISODE 1:
Veni Vidi Vici (aka Too Soon?)

In this piece #Sauron, after a millennium, is visiting his favourite place in Eregion. Sadly, Ost-in-Edhil had fallen victim to our Dear Lord’s temper tantrum and now it’s shit 🙃

#FuckingDoor 😭

🚪Sauron shuts the door between them.

🎨 Art by Klimt.

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/469218...

#haladriel #saurondriel

I want to be the most feared Dark Lord and then go home and get forehead kisses.

Barbion the Admirably Pink

…I don’t know what happened, guys!
I was just playing with some stupid AI online and this plastic #Halbrand made an appearance in this form 🤷‍♀️
… so, I guess, enjoy the last instalment of the #Barbie movie!
There will be no sequel - Mairon’s cat ate the scriptwriter.