Calamitous Crystal

That was funny. Needed that.

Please don’t do this on my page.

The fact that we are living in a timeline where eggs are being stolen and sold on the black market, bird flu (d1.1) has spilled over into cows, and Elon is pulling off a coup d'état right before our eyes with nobody is stopping him is fucking wild.

The state of the world got me taking Zoloft for the first time in 20 years.

Getting into my late 40s I realize I am 1 sneeze away from my back going out for 3 days.

WIRED is tracking numerous reports of Musk-related shenanigans across the federal govt.

We're looking for fed employees open to discussing the activity they're seeing or to help confirm other reports. Anonymity offered.

Please use @signal.org (contact dell.3030). Do not use work networks/devices.

Hi all, We’re still here at OPM.

We have a situation where we MIGHT, and I do mean, MIGHT have four of Elon’s people blocked from the building.

Can we get press or a member of Congress down here? We’ve blocked them for two hours and they keep coming back and trying to go in.

Wait a second, don’t I know you? Holy shit, I’ve been looking for you! Your screen name just hit me. DM me so I can give you my number.

I’m 48 & just had a stoke. Major plaque build up in arteries in neck and heart. How tf is this guy, who’s 80, has literal kfc gravy & Big Mac sauce for blood, & snorts adderall every day, not have any heart issues? Not religious but this may be proof of Satan and the deal he made with him.

This made my morning a little bit better.

January was a long year.

To the people who voted for Pol Pot Pie because of the price of eggs and Gaza, a big ginormous fuck you. I hope you get every single thing you voted for.

I’m so sorry.

November 5, 2024 People: “tHe pRiCe oF EgGs!”

Y’all are fucking dumb.

cobbled street, narrow, a hand cart to the right

Old Paris, Eugène Atget, 1890's

A thread.

I’m the only caretaker for my terminally ill mom and have 2 other cats. As this point it would have to be the cat distribution system. But eventually I’ll need 3 total.

Dante is one of the most majestic cats I’ve ever seen. Id like to think Dante &Skittles are chillin & chasing bugs together🤗

I know exactly how you feel. I held Skittles as well as she passed and also regret not doing it sooner. That was selfish on my part and have some guilt about that.

Had a clay paw print made that I think will break me when I pick it up.

If you encounter an ICE agent and are a US citizen resist and do not comply with any of their requests.

Do not give them your name, Do not provide them your ID,
Do not speak to them in English.

Make them work for it, the more time they spend on you the less time they spend rounding up people.

Aw, I’m so sorry too. Nutmeg is a good name for a cat.

I’m telling everyone: Do not open the door or say a word unless you’re expecting someone and know exactly who it is.

Know your rights. Pass these around…

Smudge is a great name. She’s very regal.

I’m so sorry. This is so hard.

Very grateful for the 20 years of memories. As I know you are too.

Morris looks like he may have some spicy in him. Cute kitty.

I’m so sorry too! I bet you miss Max as much as I miss Skittles. This one really hit me hard.

Angel is chillin. This is the level of chill I aspire to.

LGBTQ youth are calling crisis hotlines in record numbers

Fears have escalated with the Trump³⁴'s anti-LGBTQ actions and the release of his J6 goons onto our streets

Image below has hotline numbers that can help

We have to stick together. We must remain visible. We can not obey in advance

Yin and yang.

I saw Doom Dark Ages trending and thought it was about the next 4 years.

I think Dobby really likes that bed. I’d love to get a human sized one.

With ICE raids already starting, remember this when you get asked if you've seen anyone they're looking for,

NO
I don't remember
I haven't seen anyone
I don't know
Fuck off

Ok, maybe not the last one, but erase your memory

Be an ally