ellis lyn 🍄

i keep forgetting that i have this app again bc i haven't made a pastel icon shortcut for it on my home screen. it just sits in my apps....mother....pease.....click the me....

yeah and twitter has likewise been a hellhole for a while now. glad you're back!!

I’m hearing a lot of “I can’t do dry January” from people whose elbows sure look like they’re doing dry January

ugh ok meta is imploding and twitter is long gone so hello again

i think if Twitter goes down for good, I might quit social media cold turkey. I'm really not getting the right kind of interactions here, and instagram is likewise pretty empty for me.

what cat profiles are here? can I follow all of them? 😀

hello, again

a poorly drawn hippo (moo deng) made with black pen on a high textured paper, the hippo is very round and she’s looking a little scared

moo deng’s picture (she’s a baby hippo) that inspired the drawing, she’s very round and moisturized. a keeper from the zoo is trying to lift her up and she clearly hates it (her mouth is open and her eyes show pure anger)

what a weird cat

now that Twitter is irrevocably fucked I think I'll be spending more time here.

HAHA I am smarter than the average dupidhead

I'm trying to update my pfp and banner pic but the app won't let me >:/

IM BACK WHATS UP

OMG!! you look amazing!!! 😍😍😍 I'm a long time follower from platform which shall remained unnamed (cursed bird app) 🤣

besties I am so very exhausted

well that was rocky horror ig?????

🚨 SHADOW LORD'S PARENTS HAVE STARTED AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT: www.instagram.com/shadowlordth...

FUCJ YEAH

and I'm not talking about alaskan grizzly ones 😏

how we feelin about fat bear week folks

girl r u ok???

its the most wonderful time of the year

had a dream i went on a date with a nonbinary guy and at the end of the date I realized I never asked their name so they told me it was Flannel

oh to be flirted at by a pair of dilves 😔

wait yes do skeet tell me how jealous you are also I look FUCJIN HOT

seeing rina sawayama tonight in concert don't skeet

I put app timers on Facebook and Twitter so I don't doom scroll anymore!

that folks is the beauty of alt text

"you better not be a cunty bacon seahorse when I get there"

twitter users stone age
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
🤝
mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance

Storm folks: Flood water is *toxic*. It has raw sewage, gasoline and transmission fluid, all kinds of chemicals (especially if it's near power plants or chemical storage facilities), it can even have medical waste and radiological waste. If possible, DO NOT put your body in flood water.