Tim

Gotta turn it into a meaty tuck then 🤷‍♂️

Yall we need to make the drivers test harder.

Bad ❤️

Democrats “condemning” behavior isn’t enough I need Pete Buttigieg to throat chop Nancy Mace mid sentence.

After years and years and years of wanting to play it again, I have finally purchased Skies of Arcadia for the GameCube and my life is complete.

Just checking 🤣❤️

Are you okay?

I sold a Victini card shortly after buying a PS5 disc edition. It’s basically like I didn’t even spend any money on it.

Why do I always see the director of Flip Phone going on lavish vacations but never the local queens he employs doing the same?

Ass and Sass ™️

Nothing makes a thirst trap uninteresting like realizing it’s Brad Goreski 🫠🤣

My condolences

Taylor Swift and I are the same age and this has created a new, undiscovered form of disphoria that looms over me like a Lich.

You earned it

You earned it

You’re not escaping those “I hate children” believers and quite frankly I think you should be reinforcing it harder.

The same people who say “nobody wants to work anymore” are the same people who throw a fit if they can’t get a week off for the state fair.

Fight me.

Straight people are allowed on LGBT sports teams here. We need to reverse segregate them.

Cinema Masterpiece 🤣

gen 9 pokemon cries if they were only ed edd n eddy sound effects

I’ve tried!

No.

You’re better than them

5 Michelin brown stars!

My ex who owned the condo has IBS so if that’s any indication of its performance I’d say gold star 😅

As someone with questionable dietary habits, she took it like a champ 🤣

This bumper sticker confirms I’m supposed to live in Australia.

a woman wearing sunglasses and a pink jacket is smiling in a crowd . ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a pink jacket is smiling in a crowd .

🎶Tell me more, tell me more, like does he have a car?🎶

I used to have that same toilet!

Just gain 100lbs of muscle and shave your head I guess? That’s all I see these days. Idk be thottier.