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She was allergic to the Congressional hearing she was called to.

17.06.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My own personal experience from the Reproductive Rights March in Dallas a couple years ago was that while they were parading around with their rifles they completely ignored a random person who went on stage as one of the organizers was speaking.

17.06.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I cringe when I see armed "security" at protests.

17.06.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because legacy media is hidden behind paywalls, while the podcasters will spew their hatred and misinformation for free.

17.06.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Accurate

30.03.2025 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"DO YOU OWN A SUIT!?"

28.03.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So many sex workers (and other folks in the sex industry) are queer and/or trans. So many are BIPOC, are disabled, are poor. You gotta stick up for sex because the folks in this industry are the people the left is supposedly fighting for.

14.02.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 452    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Y'all gotta get comfortable talking about pornography and defending its right to exist and for people to look at it, even if you don't (but especially if you DO).

14.02.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4922    πŸ” 2033    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 29
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The fact that Jasmine Crockett and AOC are the two prominent democrats speaking out, shows that society always relies on black and brown women to fix things.

05.02.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1152    πŸ” 201    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 31

It’s really infuriating to watch #Democrats hem and haw about how Trump and Musk can’t do something, as we watch it happen with our own eyes.

They should be busting into these federal offices like Clark Grizwold storming fucking WallyWorld.

You’re still members of Congress, fucking act like it.

04.02.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the new tiktok removing a "free Luigi" comment

A screenshot of the new tiktok removing a "free Luigi" comment

A screenshot of TikTok flagging a political video as possibly innacurate

A screenshot of TikTok flagging a political video as possibly innacurate

A screenshot of a tiktok appeal form after a video is removed for being tagged #abortionrights

A screenshot of a tiktok appeal form after a video is removed for being tagged #abortionrights

A screenshot from reddit of a user's tiktok comment being removed for making fun of Mark Zuckerberg

A screenshot from reddit of a user's tiktok comment being removed for making fun of Mark Zuckerberg

An update on the TikTok situation from our monitoring on Reddit. Now you get TOS'ed for saying negative comments about meta and Zuckerberg, left-wing politics get flagged as misinformation, and you can't tag #fucktrump #fuckelon or #fuckmeta but you CAN tag #fuckbiden and #fuckkamala

20.01.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8020    πŸ” 4329    πŸ’¬ 200    πŸ“Œ 934
five new sticker designs, It's Tricky, Bondage Bae, Foot Fetish, Top & Bottom, and Organgrinder

five new sticker designs, It's Tricky, Bondage Bae, Foot Fetish, Top & Bottom, and Organgrinder

sent off a new sticker set to the printers today - this one's for the perverts (complimentary)

14.01.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Cancelled my sub a while back, but still get the daily emails, and caught this one. Glad I did, thank you for the reporting.

14.01.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because they're pro-fetus, not pro-life. They don't care what happens after birth, just that the mother is forced to carry the baby to term as punishment.

12.01.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From what? It isn't some goddamed conspiracy, they aren't hiding any of the things they're trying to do.

12.01.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was waiting for this; they can't stop themselves from trying to kill more queers.

12.01.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But I was told capitalism breeds competition which keeps prices down!

06.01.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

25 years later, after an off shore torture prison, illegal mass surveillance, rampant corruption, and an actual coup attempt, the opposite party has discovered a rhetorical commitment to democracy but still no substantive one and there have been no negative consequence for any of it

05.01.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 218    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

NakedLens.Org: Now available without Facebook! :)

nakedlens.org

22.12.2024 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@jamesgunn.bsky.social is the JJ Abrams we were promised.

20.12.2024 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Because it’s definitely not domestic terrorism when it happens to school children.

18.12.2024 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We literally elected you *to* fight for us; Trump isn't even in office and Democrats are rolling over for him.

18.12.2024 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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KFile: Pete Hegseth spread baseless conspiracy theories that January 6 attack was carried out by leftist groups | CNN Politics President-elect Donald Trump’s pick for secretary of defense, Pete Hegseth, justified the January 6, 2021, US Capitol attack and spread baseless conspiracy theories claiming the initial break-in was a...

Jan 6th was good but the people who did it were ANTIFA and they're bad but we're going to pardon them because they're good.

www.cnn.com/2024/12/17/p...

17.12.2024 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

Sure, but how much more could he have accomplished with the help of Manchin and Sinema?

17.12.2024 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have the subcompact.

06.12.2024 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A photograph of a total solar eclipse that appears as a white ring against a black sky, with solar flares visible, taken in Dallas, Texas, USA on April 8, 2024.

A photograph of a total solar eclipse that appears as a white ring against a black sky, with solar flares visible, taken in Dallas, Texas, USA on April 8, 2024.

A photograph of a total solar eclipse that appears as a white ring against a black sky, with solar flares visible, taken in Dallas, Texas, USA on April 8, 2024.

A photograph of a total solar eclipse that appears as a white ring against a black sky, with solar flares visible, taken in Dallas, Texas, USA on April 8, 2024.

Perfect sky for the #eclipse today. Guess this is a nice inaugural post!

#2024eclipse #eclipse2024

08.04.2024 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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