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Dork of a bard Lewd themes, 18+ only no taboo art belongs to their artists! Character belongs to simplify6

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Must be to someone else...

30.08.2025 09:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The sexual spirits climbing up on him while in bed.

27.07.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
[Art by]
Pin: honeyboyy,mossyartburger
Pfp: honeyboyy
Banner: kilinah,xu53r

[Art by] Pin: honeyboyy,mossyartburger Pfp: honeyboyy Banner: kilinah,xu53r

โœฆ ๐…๐ž๐ง๐ง๐ž๐ค๐จ โœฆ

๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜-๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐˜….

โžฅ 3-4 ft.
โžฅ Thicccc
โžฅ Bi {Fem Lean}
โžฅ Probably already going through your social media profiles :3

21.10.2024 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 260    ๐Ÿ” 121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Ah?! Not usually a thing others want to do. Especially the ladies..."

His face is ready to turn red.

02.07.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Oh c'mon. Do you have to call me fragile? Okay, I'm ready for the first task. I'll do it..."

He looks embarrassed but has to get in those good graces.

29.06.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want an explanation for that...

29.06.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ref is Mama Mellow by anotherbearsimp
Neither the original character nor any of her art is mine.

Ref is Mama Mellow by anotherbearsimp Neither the original character nor any of her art is mine.

#LewdRP #MVRP #OpenDms

Melona, an older sweetheart and owner of the Honeybear homestead. She oh so dearly hopes you'll pay her facilities a visit on your no doubt arduous adventures.

Maybe you could even receive some special service?~โ™ก

โค๏ธ&๐Ÿ”ƒ

01.12.2024 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 287    ๐Ÿ” 154    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Excuse?

29.06.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, how does one catch these pokemons?

29.06.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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T e m p P i n

#MVRP #NSFWRP #FurryRP

29.06.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Pews are set straight.

The stained glass is polished

The altar is organized.

And yet the bride sits alone, unable to remember how long she's been waiting.

For a partner that'll never arrive, in a cathedral that'll never host another.

Or maybe not. The choice is yours, dear reader~โ™ก

14.02.2025 07:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 121    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Woah, where the hell did you come from? I swear, I didn't mean to lead a bounty hunter here-"

He raised his hands in proclaimed innocence. Didn't expect a third party meeting this Queen Bee.

21.06.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sweat drops more furiously down his face. An instant heart reaction to her message before he types.

"FUCK, PLEASE LET ME COME OVER!"

Not even gonna apologize for the cap lock.

21.06.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"H-hey, you don't know until I try... but yeah, I can do some work. Whatever you want."

He puts his instrument away and clasps his hands before himself.

21.06.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He does. Gosh, just a chance to spend some time on her toes. He is just so pathetic and wants to see how far it goes.

21.06.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Uh... can do chores, quests you have for me. Even heh... give some pleasure?"

21.06.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Guh- mmgh! C-careful, you might break something! I'm not... much of a fighter. I was just out looking for food!"

The twists of her foot has him grunt loud. Surely it applies pressure to bruises he develops on the torso.

"Can't you please spare me?"

20.06.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There's no way he got this after a session ot LARPing. This has to be a mistake?

20.06.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He definitely didn't and tries to keep her entertained best he can.

"Let me know what more I can do, La Bete..~"

20.06.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Like I'd hurt a unique beauty such as you! I just couldn't-"

20.06.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Losing even more chances to take in oxygen as she lifts him up. It gets knocked out of him further when she tosses him like nothing at a tree. He ought to be unconscious, but a foot to his midsection has him cry in pain.

"Agh! Wait, can't breathe!"

An expression of terror and pain

20.06.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"La Bete? Okay! La Bete..."

He repeats it and some more to be better at pronouncing it. Trying to get back into playing his instrument with a song dedicated to her.

20.06.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Ack?! Hey, what the- urk!"

He is cut off from his exclaims by any squeeze she delivers to his head and neck. All he can see glancing down is the fuzzy gray arms with that voice.

"P-prey..? Ough-"

20.06.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

While he's minding his business it seems. He probably entered her territory or something-

20.06.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Yes, uh... Wh-what can I refer you as?"

He asks with instrument lowered down.

15.06.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"250 years old? I couldn't tell! Just wanted to refer to you in a respectful manner..."

He gulps and gets thrown off his playing for a bit.

14.06.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aw shit, those kinds of traps are the worst! Right up there with ones that put him in a small space.

09.06.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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