Tiff E. Sniffs

DJ headlining a garlic festival called Allicin Wonderland

Everyone should get a Chinese speaking boyfriend, is my take

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

Ok hilary duff

Probably getting sick actually. Even funnier prank

One pill 😞but maybe they put something special in the costco generic

Dissociating off zyrtec worse than K, this has to be a prank

🎶i love you baby, but you gotta understand / when the lord made me, he made a ramblin' man🎵

I keep scrolling past that new photo going around and thinking for a split second that it’s my ex, Gerard sweetie I’m so sorry

A piss for a piss makes the whole world damp

Like gandhi said, be the pee in the bed you want to see in the world

10-4. kicking my feet up and twirling my hair and giggling. need further instruction. over

all of the post-heated rivalry press about why women like yaoi is driving me crazy. imagine if there were a blitz of articles in the year 2026 like "why do men like lesbian porn?" who can say. world's biggest mystery

I’m going back to sleep. Had a nightmare that people were posting about what fruit they didn’t like. I know right? The subconscious mind is wild, Bluesky would never

Someone in the replies of that post said mango and I blocked them. Not playing about fruit.

Why do they still have it!!!! Humanity has evolved past the need for red delicious

Even fruits I’ve never had a good version of (eg dragonfruit in the states), I believe the good kind is out there. It just needs the right growing conditions and not to be bred for ease of transport over everything else.

If you’ve never had a blueberry that snapped when you bit into it, don’t talk to me. If you eat a strawberry in November, if you grab a piece of melon from a premade fruit bowl from who knows where and when and go ewwww honeydew that’s fully on you.

Put this shit on my tombstone because I will die on this hill.

There are no bad fruits, just bad cultivars.

And what if I was hell of sleepy

A portrait of Rene Descartes with “who give a shit”

anyway,

Not beating the allegations that I love my mother in law

hehe :3c

Forced to admit that I am cute

I love that there's basically flat 50/50 odds that Toby is shitposting, or that he's somehow had some major role in the production of Toy Story 5 after shitposting about it for ages.

Green commuter bike with orange handlebars, a black saddle and rear rack and a silver front basket

Same bike but with an orange top tube bag

Hi my beloved bicycle was seemingly stolen in Millbrae over the weekend; I know it’s a long shot but please holler if you see it out in the Bay, on Bike Index, or a marketplace :,)

Public Universal Foe

For the first time in my life I want it to be sunny but it’s gonna be gloomy and rainy for another 2 weeks. Let me frolic in the blossoming garden of my heart!

"tits or ass?" bro there's a little bug look it's right there on the window sill just crawling around let's get a cup and a sheet of paper

freckle from caleb gallo saying "oh, tuesday light me up" with a sort of wistful look on their face

caleb in response saying "what does that mean?"

freckle smiles mysteriously