Krystal @halfcupofawesome - Bluesky Profile

Fun fact: When I was younger, I thought the lyrics were “Four hundred children and a crop in the field” and I was like, No WONDER SHE LEFT. That’s far too many children.

07.10.2025 16:42 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😐

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🎶You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel 🎶

07.10.2025 11:04 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Wynni:

Me: Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my kitty face
(She wants scritches like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my kitty face
(She wants scritches like nobody)

Wynni: *flattens ears and walks away*

07.10.2025 10:04 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This isn’t mansplaining, it’s translating. 😉

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You can do that!?

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Monday you can fall apart /
Tuesday Wednesday fall apart /
Thursday you can fall apart /
It’s Friday /
Fall apart

06.10.2025 23:27 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Jesus Christine.

He needs a lesson in manners.

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Caution sign outside a car wash with a list of rules and at the bottom says, “Opereator in not responsible for damage.”

🎶Oh-oh, here she comes
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up
Oh-oh, here she comes
She's a oper-eator 🎶

04.10.2025 22:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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I suggested this years ago and she won’t do it. 😒

04.10.2025 08:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No it’s not Kim…FASHION SHOW! FASHION SHOW!

03.10.2025 19:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The guy with the hoisin sauce?

03.10.2025 19:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Some of the prices are astronomical. We definitely made the decision based on affordability.

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03.10.2025 10:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THANK YOU

Matt, can you write me a note to my manager?

03.10.2025 10:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Safety Services Nova Scotia is who we’re using right now and they seem great.

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03.10.2025 09:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It was wonderful. We’ve been emailing for months now but she and her husband were travelling the east coast so we got to meet in real life. It’s like we’ve known each other for years and years. So easy to talk and laugh together.

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I’ve always been magic with superpowers, Remy. 🙄

02.10.2025 10:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because of Ancestry, last night I was able to have dinner with a family member who was born in secret and adopted outside the family in 1953.

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