FPL Towers

@gavinverhey.bsky.social hey maybe stop putting the no land clause in removal spells if your going to print 900 fucking creature lands

This is the lead designer of magic the gathering and yet….no outrage??

@gavinverhey.bsky.social please stop designing mtg I’ve lost all faith in you. #magicthegathering

@gavinverhey.bsky.social maybe stop printing 8 mana bombs that literally win regardless of counter play? But no I’m sure it will be fine printing uninteractablewith green ramp cards. Way to fuck standard.

@gavinverhey.bsky.social hey maybe stop giving black 1 or 2 mana spells that let them see my hand (already way above rate that should be 4 minimum) and ALSO TAKE MY BEST CARD? ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??

Never been on twitter. I’m sad you admit you were man. I like your takes but wow.

How do I block non spreadsheet content?

@gavinverhey.bsky.social why does black have enchantment removal in standard? This is bs commander design. I wish you would have grown up with magic like the rest of us.

@gavinverhey.bsky.social please give me 1 and 2 mana spells that exile opponents lands. And and 3 mana it should exile 2

Where is confounding conundrum?? I don’t even play blue but please, there needs to be an answer to this bs commander play pattern in constructed. If I wanted to see ten mana spells I would play commander.

I’m not asking for this strategies to get banned but please…PLEASE I need some way to combat them

@gavinverhey.bsky.social can you please tell me why there are no options to combat green go brr ramp or black discards your whole hand in standard? Please? I would love to play magic but this is just depressing man.

Everyone from Brazil can fucking jump off a cliff

Ignored

Enjoy being muted

This is legitimately the first time personally I am more interested in the girls ncaa final than I am in the boys. Legit nothing burger in the men’s final vs Paige buckets vs that team in second #paige #buechers

Duke just performed the worst choke job in the history of the NCAA tournament. Literally got mouth raped and couldn’t swallow fast enough and died.

It’s so nice not having the comical Afcon tournament interfere with the premiere league this year.

Why do any of us like fpl? We shouldn’t , it’s only making our lives worse. But of course you know that.

They are cowards. If you want this chaos give it to us game week 1

You can’t just make up fake cups. Thats offsides. Red card.

That doesn’t add up to 103, you forgot to subtract 100 for using the chip that ruined our game

They covered it already. You aren’t picking a “manager” you are picking a team, they just phrased it as a “manager” to fool people into thinking it wasn’t ruining the game

It looked like the championship, we deserve better

Sorry, that was mean of me.

Casual

Disagree, as a neutral that doesn’t care about either team, it was shit.

You still lost to the salah triples

Every #everton fan should be ashamed for letting the casuals with #fpl this week. I hope your new stadium collapses into a sinkhole at max capacity.

Can we please bring a premier league level player on for dewberry-hall in the second half? Asking for a friend. #bhache