@falseflat.bsky.social
Underwear lover, big shooter X-men fan, Switch and PS5 gamer Chicago/SW Michigan, 42, partnered @flatfalse on Twitter
They look perfectly appropriate to me!
12.08.2025 23:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Home/body
02.08.2025 20:51 — 👍 623 🔁 30 💬 10 📌 0Me, duh
08.08.2025 14:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy #FCF, make sure you treat your this weekend. Even it’s just a nice long and relaxing shower.
08.08.2025 11:38 — 👍 726 🔁 48 💬 11 📌 0
Are you comin’ for the ride?
03.08.2025 22:52 — 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Just out of the lake 💦
#amoresy
Feeling slick and shiny ✨
25.07.2025 23:20 — 👍 68 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0So hungry 🫦
25.07.2025 15:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So badly wish I was there 🥵
25.07.2025 15:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🏃♂️💨
18.07.2025 17:48 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0🙋🏻♂️🙋🏻♂️🙋🏻♂️
16.07.2025 12:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wanna hang?
13.07.2025 18:44 — 👍 132 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1
Isn’t my garden beautiful?
13.07.2025 16:13 — 👍 115 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 0I couldn’t help but notice you were staring. I bet you couldn’t wait for me to pull it out
12.07.2025 00:38 — 👍 111 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 1Wow. So do I 😍
11.07.2025 18:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow. What a shot 🥵
11.07.2025 12:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wherever you want it, sexy
11.07.2025 12:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They fit love a glove. They look great on you.
Although, I definitely would be staring at you in them 🥵
Perfection 🤩
10.07.2025 23:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sup?
07.07.2025 16:16 — 👍 142 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 1Wish I was there 🥵😮💨
06.07.2025 15:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0And hopefully a whole lot more
06.07.2025 15:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I know it is hanging out. It’s okay to look
06.07.2025 14:59 — 👍 128 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0Too bad I don’t have a couple of buddies sitting next to me doing the same
05.07.2025 20:03 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hanging real fucking low today. Had to let it out to breathe
05.07.2025 20:01 — 👍 127 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 1
Nice and sweaty after a ride
05.07.2025 18:51 — 👍 60 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Wish I was there! 🏊♂️
04.07.2025 19:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Horny boy jerks off
I love the heat
12.06.2025 20:47 — 👍 140 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0
I showed up to the beach last night in that pink swim brief. Thankfully I packed this too, because I saw some other thongers and got inspired to put mine on too 😈
03.07.2025 14:06 — 👍 72 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0That’s great! Sounds like you both really enjoyed yourselves
03.07.2025 11:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
