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Politor merdarum. Septentrionarius. Software wrangler. Transmitter of “Low quality thoughts.” https://www.gestaltweb.me.uk/

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This is the correct answer

20.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I certainly bought Head Music. Remember loving Can’t Get Enough at the time

20.02.2026 19:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly, who the fuck was buying this stuff in 1999? #totp

20.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Muff divers? #totp

20.02.2026 19:41 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Electronic. No longer getting away with it. Still the best thing tonight so far, which tells you how low the bar has been #totp

20.02.2026 19:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Spoke too fucking soon, didn’t I? THAT’S WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME #totp

20.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Play yer Xylophone, sonnnnn ….” #totp

20.02.2026 19:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only one more ep of shite to wade through kids. Then we can have some good stuff. #totp

20.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

YES. Yes it fucking is #totp

20.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fucking hell, did we all collectively give up on life in April 1999?

#totp

20.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Can you smell spew in ginger dreads? I CAN #totp

20.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know those people who were in millennial death cults at the end of last century, waiting for the rapture?

They were fucking spot on weren’t they, wishing for the sweet kiss of death as a release from this shite

#totp

20.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 15    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so angry I forgot the #totp

20.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon character is wearing a red jacket and goggles Alt: Greg Alexander.

OH FUCK OFF. Clunk live from last week AGAIN

20.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Just when you think it can’t get any worse.

It gets worse.

I don’t know whether I’m Stadtler or Waldorf right now. Either will do

#totp

20.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 2

A lot of deads this episode #totp

20.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

Yes, I was just thinking that. It's like watching Dad's Army. #totp

20.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve arrived a couple of minutes late. It appears I’ve missed absolutely fuck all of note #totp

20.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We saw the QED - A Guide To Armageddon doc. In an RE lesson. We did watch more cheerful stuff occasionally too

20.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Yes, it’s John Peel

Yes, it’s John Peel

“Dorito WheelcLamp”

TMFTL

20.02.2026 17:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is irksome, though thankfully I don't see it much (probably because of social media places I don't much hang out in).

20.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

^SUGARCUBES obvs. bloody autocarrot

20.02.2026 15:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Higher tax helped government finance reach record January surplus The government took in more from tax receipts than expected, official data suggests.

That's not especially glum sounding

20.02.2026 15:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I wouldn’t put it past our political class to draw the conclusion that, in the absence of an economy that creates graduate jobs, we will just have to cut back on graduates.

20.02.2026 08:24 — 👍 107    🔁 24    💬 3    📌 0

Free speech, Trumptopia style.

20.02.2026 14:09 — 👍 23    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0

And that if he'd been Dutch he'd have been a literal Yankee (because of the supposed Jan Kees connection)

20.02.2026 14:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Proper quality item

20.02.2026 14:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel *ancient* now. I can remember the Chart Show when it was on at 5.15 on a Friday when The Tube was in off season. I remember hearing Birthday by The Sugarcanes there first, and seeing a clip of the #hmhb video for Dickie Davies Eyes, which you'd see nowhere else at all. Top stuff

20.02.2026 13:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

A very beautiful little timeline cleanse <3

26.01.2026 16:31 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

The one on the right, because he flounces out at the end

20.02.2026 09:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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