Satan's Cupcake

Ask her to list them.

Bob is my spirit animal so thankfully I hear his version.

Not only a better version, but a FAR better human being as well.

I say let him do it.
Imagine him rambling for THAT long. Hell, even some of his KKKult might look at him and think, in the words of Robin Williams via Dead Poet's Society, "that's baaaaad."

He is really powerful with this message.

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Now let's be fair. It's the only paying gig he can get. 😬

Especially in times like this, claiming joy whenever we can is crucial to our sanity. Those brief moments of brevity keep us fighting. We need to seek something that brings us a touch of happiness every day... our sanity needs it, our spirits crave it, our resilience should demand it.

Putin/Russia owns the entire trumpstain kkklan.

@newjukeboxcafe.bsky.social thanks for the follow and I got you back. Are you fine with getting random music in response?

Dancing, sure.
But like donnie boy McShitzhispants to ridicule him, no way... he's too classy for that. Let's keep him dancing sexy smooth.

I'm on the edge of "accidentally" tripping people's rancid spawn running amok in public places. I blame poor parenting far more than the child. When my kids were young, I could raise an eyebrow and they'd fall in line... without ever raising my voice or hand in anger.

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Accurate depiction of me summoning the power of the geese.

I maintain that my best insult to date was to tell a misogynistic, racist, homophobic, bigoted troglodyte of a coworker that he was the result of his mother taking that load up the ass to have created such a shitty excuse of a human being. 😁😎

I have the double whammy of colorful language and unique insults. Military family for my upbringing + decades in the culinary arena = some really weird, scathing shit that spews out when I get going. 😎

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The wise of us know that Canadians funnel all of their aggression and anger into their cranky honkzillas.

If she doesn't disappear via death, she'll be flown out to somewhere without an extradition treaty.

#ReleaseTheCuomoList

Granted the American Bald Eagle is a fierce badass, but it may as well be a hummingbird against a Canadian Goose.

She's going to disappear.

A real chick magnet. 😎

It seems to me like unidentified and armed men jumping out of unmarked vehicles and physically assaulting people based on the color of their skin and the language they are speaking is a hate crime.

Let them prove the opposite in court. At least the victims would get some due process.

I'm taking 11/11 because that's my favorite number combination.

Though a cat person, the pure love of a dog is undeniably a precious gift.

Haven't been to church in nearly 40 years.

Curse words are sentence enhancers.

Celebrating other people's successes takes nothing away from mine.

Why take a whole ass man when toys do the job... often better?

I like him.
I don't understand why no one has targeted Rachel. WTF?
I've never liked her.

While I don't make novelties, I'm a connoisseur of such items. 😇

JB is setting himself up well for a presidential run. ✌️😎

@marcothemaker.bsky.social Thanks for the follow and I got you back. We have a fair bit in common... I'm a trained chef though currently in restaurant management. 🤘

Oh, it's going to get scary and deadly. We're on the brink of a new civil war. But all of these distractions will not stop both sides from demanding the Epstein files... and that will be his undoing.

Ultimately, it's his full intention to declare martial law and stay in power indefinitely. He didn't plan to do this so soon though and is using it as a distraction from Epstein. He picked DC as it isn't a state, thus vulnerable. His problem is not enough people have bowed down yet and it will fail.

So, hear me out.
What's going on in DC is scary AF. We know it's a distraction from the Epstein files. The thing is, he hasn't cowered enough people yet to fully implement his authoritarian fascist plan. He's scared and pulled that trigger too soon. This is the beginning of his ending.