Satan's Cupcake

I'm aging well. ✌️

LOL it's a doozy
I was just out of the shower, and getting dressed for work. I had a new bra. She was snug. I did the normal hook it in the front and spIn it around maneuver. Did I mention it was snug? It didn't do the spinny part. My hand slipped and I punched myself in the eye. The bruise was EPIC

I absolutely hate him with every fiber of my being.

Oh, yeah.
I am a klutzy dork of the highest caliber.
(ask me about my weirdest self inflicted injury)

That's like a fucked up version of the 12 Days of Christmas. 🤬

I currently have 6 with another dozen or so planned.

Sorry... I guess 😬 🤷

I'm surprised about #4

My #10 was my pinky toe... while feeding my fish. 🥴

I got a 4.
I have not done #2, #6, #12, or #13.

This is the clearest, most thoughtful explanation that I’ve seen.

Justice for Mel Curth‼️ The instructor who actually got discriminated against for doing their job‼️

They've literally passed ONE bill and earned the longest shut down in history.

Didn't they already cut ties at the beginning of the year with Costco because they refused to end their DEI practices?

YouTube video by Eagles - Topic Please Come Home for Christmas (2018 Remaster)

Christmas song du jour... youtu.be/5LUfDEATQHM?...

Thank you, dear friend. ✌️

This is LIT!!! 🔥🤘

The screen shots are what I said I'd add, change, or clarify.

www.facebook.com/share/v/1Gw3...

#ThrowbackThursday

Pic #1 age 24
Pic #2 age 34
Pic #3 age 44
Pic #4 age 54 (taken on my birthday in January)

YouTube video by Wendy Moses Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Today's Christmas song.

youtu.be/RaGWYvZqhdw?...

I love this bakery and always hit up after going to Kelly's Diner. 🥰🤤

YouTube video by 7clouds Ari Abdul - BABYDOLL (Lyrics)

#WickedWednesday
Music edition 😏🔥

youtu.be/vnthp1ZgWiU?...

While he emptied cells of convicted J6ers, various conmen, billionaire buddies, and fellow child molesters.

I'm interested in seeing your most prized possession memes.

Meanwhile... we don't want them down here. After all, we have standards.

I'm running to ensure your basic necessities, guarantee a dignified existence, curb political corruption, end U.S.-backed human rights abuse & genocide.

Give us a follow, repost, check out our website, volunteer, and donate if you can!🌹

If I believed in hell, there would definitely be a place reserved for his rancid soul.

Thanks for the chat earlier. It was nice. ✌️

I sincerely appreciate that. I openly talk about my childhood to help educate people and to be a safe space for others. ✌️