SnakesArePerfect

I LOVE WHEN THIS HAPPENS!!!! 💙
Their secrets are safe with me but I do have a *few* pred only friends who don't mind being my prey and GOSH it is such a validating and encouraging feeling. Someone flipping sides specifically for you is such a sweet confidence boost. 💙

Cute gift from @zincthekoboldad.bsky.social of Kai coiling him like the squeeze toy he is~

🎨: @twinfurr.bsky.social

Yeeeahhhh.... the whole ideal is just kinda uncomfortable for all parties involved.

Your PFP would look so much better with my blue scaly body~

The only good use of a popufur.
Changing their well known established profile into pictures of my belly, butt or nuts. Showcasing how much of a preyslut they were, and how everything they did in their career lead up to being apart of *me* in the end.

I have a batch of YCHs I don't think I'm ever gonna see.

The artist is a friend and I know they literally can't afford to refund me. And they're not comfortable with me over a situation that was outside of my control so the whole thing is in this awkward limbo.

And those YCHs were not cheap... :(

What a good idea, you should be that coin~

I can never tell if I wanna hoard friends on my waistline or hoard friends as my property. It's a difficult struggle.

*Bullies you out of existence*

Me but with TF2 lore.

And the retry button is greyed out. Sorry the devs didn't fix this soft lock~

WHA- 💦

I can handle that.....

I may of spawncamped @jarekblooddragon.bsky.social the second he joined the instance last night.

He took several good photos of him being a huge snake bulge before finally succumbing to my stomach acids.

No meal is too big for a danger noodle such as myself~

WEH- 💦

I really wanna get tied up. Bound and stuck, at the mercy of someone else.

I just think it'd be fun...

YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!!!

Why hello there, snack❤️

A render I wanted to do of @snakesareperfect.bsky.social 's new model!

Check it out on FA too! www.furaffinity.net/view/64195654/

LOL

And you're based for that. :3

Furry skunks being depicted with a natural gas following them is alright, I'm not one for gross smells so it's not my thing.

But hear me out: Replace their natural stench with pheromones.

What was once a natural ability to repel people now attracts them instead, left in a weakened charmed state. 😵‍💫

That can be arranged 🐍

Erased....

Here's the second render. I like biting things that I like, and with double the mouth, I get to have double the fun. Kai sure doesn't seem to mind. Whether it's the warm breath on his skin, the low growls in his ears, or the sharp teeth trailing over his flesh, he seems quite enamored.

That and just genuinely saying "6 or 7" as an actual answer to a question and then cringing because it's also a dumb meme.

Anyone that jokingly makes the 67 hand gesture near Evelyn will be permanently petrified on sight.

Forever shamed and humiliated from *that* being the last thing your body physically does.

Kai sees something (or someone) tasty, making his stomach act up...

🎨: @34goodoltum.bsky.social

bite the kangy!

THIS IS CUUUTE

Snack when you're in a pinch