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Not enough art with this outcome.

09.03.2026 07:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Uh oh

09.03.2026 04:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CW: NSFW, Macro Micro
Its Macro March time to drench @snakesareperfect.bsky.social in cum

#FurryNSFW #MacroMarch

08.03.2026 18:02 — 👍 40 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0

😘

09.03.2026 00:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is so adorable. 💙

08.03.2026 20:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because folks kept asking to see it.

08.03.2026 18:02 — 👍 99 🔁 10 💬 12 📌 0

That's the goal.

07.03.2026 20:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Meet was fun last night. Packed away a good chunk of the instance~

07.03.2026 20:14 — 👍 147 🔁 14 💬 10 📌 0

Where were you!!!

07.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PFFFT LMFAO

07.03.2026 18:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If only I had more time to play with you~

07.03.2026 18:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My new avatar has a dick now and damn that made a lot of people normal tonight.

07.03.2026 10:56 — 👍 66 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 1

I'm gonna nomf~

06.03.2026 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tee-hee ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

06.03.2026 20:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's a loooooong list~

06.03.2026 20:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Everyday.

06.03.2026 19:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm happy my weird posts have helped folks discover themselves a bit more,,, 🥺💙

06.03.2026 19:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm a bit of a hypocrite because I designed Kai to be a friendly and approachable snake to contrast the endless amounts of cruel and evil snakes out there.

But like, I'm *still* gonna do evil fucked up snake things to you. The difference though is I do it with a friendly, kind and caring face. :)

06.03.2026 17:54 — 👍 65 🔁 0 💬 14 📌 0

You should VR. I would *break* you~

06.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Big meal for a big lad,,,

06.03.2026 01:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Body long enough to destroy multiple Rory's at once.

06.03.2026 00:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I LOVE WHEN THIS HAPPENS!!!! 💙
Their secrets are safe with me but I do have a *few* pred only friends who don't mind being my prey and GOSH it is such a validating and encouraging feeling. Someone flipping sides specifically for you is such a sweet confidence boost. 💙

05.03.2026 18:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cute gift from @zincthekoboldad.bsky.social of Kai coiling him like the squeeze toy he is~

🎨: @twinfurr.bsky.social

05.03.2026 18:43 — 👍 109 🔁 21 💬 3 📌 1

Yeeeahhhh.... the whole ideal is just kinda uncomfortable for all parties involved.

05.03.2026 18:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your PFP would look so much better with my blue scaly body~

05.03.2026 18:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only good use of a popufur.
Changing their well known established profile into pictures of my belly, butt or nuts. Showcasing how much of a preyslut they were, and how everything they did in their career lead up to being apart of *me* in the end.

05.03.2026 18:31 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I have a batch of YCHs I don't think I'm ever gonna see.

The artist is a friend and I know they literally can't afford to refund me. And they're not comfortable with me over a situation that was outside of my control so the whole thing is in this awkward limbo.

And those YCHs were not cheap... :(

05.03.2026 18:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What a good idea, you should be that coin~

04.03.2026 19:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can never tell if I wanna hoard friends on my waistline or hoard friends as my property. It's a difficult struggle.

04.03.2026 17:10 — 👍 79 🔁 5 💬 16 📌 0

*Bullies you out of existence*

04.03.2026 03:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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