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found this guy at a goodwill. don’t know his story or his name, so it’ll be one of life’s greatest mysteries

genius

why do they call it bacon if you’re cookin it and cookie if you bakie it?

happy late by one day halloween!

any possible way i could babysit new york taxi?

hey google, search “how to deal with massive ballsitus”

LET HIS ASS IN!!!!!

let them out you fiend!

this is vile and disgusting in nature.

the ferocious beast of ill nature strikes again.

so glad that the most productive creatures that roam our world are goopy little guys

good noon bluesky! what’s your favorite way to eat corn? personally can’t. cannibalism and whatnot :/

yummers🤤🤤🤤