Jeff Olson

Mass surveillance was easily predicted in 1948, don’t act surprised that it has suddenly arrived.

North Texas groom in viral $59M wedding gets probation for shooting at police Jacob LaGrone, who faced life in prison for shooting at Texas police officers, was placed on probation for seven years.

Not sure my eyes can roll any harder… www.dallasnews.com/news/texas/2...

Every time you go through the self checkout line, you confirm that they should fire all the cashiers.

a group of men are playing drums and singing into microphones while standing next to each other . ALT: a group of men are playing drums and singing into microphones while standing next to each other .

I wish I was in Tijuana eating barbecue iguana.

this meeting could have been profanities scrawled on a bathroom cubicle wall

Remembering Tom Petty, singer, songwriter and guitarist born in Gainesville, Florida 🇺🇸 on this day in 1950.

What are your favourite songs or albums by Tom Petty?
#TomPetty

“Somewhere, somehow, somebody must have kicked you around, some. Who knows, maybe you were kidnapped,
tied up, taken away, and held for ransom.”

Happy 75th #TomPetty

This is as good as it gets.

That’s called croutons

when they go low, we go along with it...fucking apparently

“Tuesday and Wednesday is Amazon Prime Day, how will you be celebrating?”

“Oh gawd, I haven’t even put out the tree yet!”

Break the 5th wall to enter a whole new dimension of disbelief

North Texas basketball player playing in Indonesia arrested for smuggling cannabis candies, faces possible 'execution by firing squad' Police say Jarred Dwayne Shaw was arrested after police raided his apartment and seized 132 pieces of cannabis candies. Indonesia has extremely strict drug laws.

North Texas basketball player playing in Indonesia arrested for smuggling cannabis candies, faces possible 'execution by firing squad'. Police say Jarred Dwayne Shaw was arrested after police raided his apt & seized 132 pieces of cannabis candies. www.wfaa.com/mobile/artic...

No, seriously trans for everyone.

Home decor style affirmation that reads, “We’re all in this psyop together.”

Thanks @devyanichhetri.bsky.social for the fair shake.

Dallas’ first H-E-B draws opposition, support from residents as city considers zoning Residents are concerned the project’s rezoning to allow large-scale retail could have an adverse impact on traffic and property values. Others say they are...

Mass hysteria in North Dallas-Grocery store threatens property values and traffic gridlock according to perpetually aggrieved geriatric beneficiaries of generational wealth.

But, “It’s total baloney!” if you ask me…

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It’s weird how extra costs trickle down to consumers but extra profits don’t. What’s that all about

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Apple Store workers do that 40 hrs. a week.

SD turned blue in the run up to ‘08. The Obama vs. Clinton primary increased D voter reg past R. Then independents pasted R too. Bernie won the county in 2020

It’s been blue since ‘08

Tonight I'm texting Nancy Pelosi and asking HER for $5

Fireworks sales season begins: What you need to know before you celebrate June 24 marks the start of the official retail fireworks season in Texas. Here’s what you need to know before you buy, sell, or set off fireworks.

Retailers with a permit can sell fireworks to the public for Independence Day from June 24 through midnight July 4.

Here’s what you need to know before you buy, sell, or set off fireworks.

Sunset over #Dallas

Everyone in San Diego voted for Bernie

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What I like about Texas is how most of the elected officials inherited their fathers car dealership or plumbing business, have never worked a forty hour week, and they have to dabble in politics because seeing their name in the newspaper is the only thing that gets their dick hard.

Texas Bans Being Different Around Children

Texas Bans Being Different Around Children
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