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Kaboom 😔 Kablow 🥺

“Rip my granny she got hit by a bazooka” can’t keep being my vocal stim in public

OMG he’s so cuteeee! I already know he’s about to be spoiled 😂

describe your bluesky account in a single image:

Came with 4 straight BANGERS 😍😍 gorgeous!

“Well 3 of my best friends died last year”
T H R E E?! And you think I wanna be friends with you?! Get away from me 🗣️ MURDERER!!!

Watch the rest of the year be a week long 😂😂

Girl I already hit my pinky toe on the door trying to go to the bathroom. I’m just going back to bed. I’ll start over in an hour 😂

Thank you so much! ☺️

You 100% have to

Happy birthday! I hope you have an amazing day :)

A baddie serving

Anyway look at my Yareli Prime 🥹
Don’t tell me if you don’t like her colors because I played Warframe for too long to get her 😂

We’re going to round back to you not liking banana pudding ONLY because homie’s coworker is over there eating gleep and glorp. Just doing shit in the kitchen smh

I want a digital camera and an mp3 player. Getting back to actually owning some media 💿

IM SO SICK OF THEMMM 😭😂

Chicken and dumplings

I just ate and girl I would manifest a second stomach for this

A mushroom guy

A bald ass mushroom guy

I showed you my mushroom guy please respond
#crochet

My house is making some really haunted-y type sounds right now that I really don’t appreciate

I can’t stand people that brag about not taking care of themselves.
“I don’t drink water”
“I could never have a skincare routine- that’s too much work”
Yeah we know, babe. It shows

I really need to stop rewatching Superstore 😂😂

Of course there would be a screwy Microsoft update when I get a new pc 🙄🙄
I can’t even roll back the update because it’s the ONLY version I have!
I’m about to learn Linux 🤬

Make FPS Great Again is an absolutely insane hat to wear right now

Making a magic circle with chenille yarn should be a crime. Almost broke my damn finger, ripped the yarn, and punched my cat trying to close this!
#crochet #amigurumi #crochetsky

Anyone have any book recommendations for something kinda mind-fucky? I feel like I know too much right now and I wanna be confused as hell for a bit
#booksky #PsychologicalHorror

If you’re expecting pretty trés leches cinnamon rolls, you’ve come to the wrong place

Jojos Bizarre Adventures, crochet, and cinnamon rolls
That’s my entire vibe for today 🧶

Are we really surprised by Katy Perry rn? Do we not remember what she did to those nuns?

I was sitting up wondering why I’m so anxious at night - then I suddenly remembered that I used to trick myself into keeping my eyes closed so I could sleep by imagining a demon was 2 inches from my face and that it would kill me if I opened my eyes…

So this one is self inflicted…