Judge Rorse

Back of the calf tattoo of Humpy the Salmon, one of the Mariners in-game amusements. Black line tattoo wherein Humpy looks triumphant, as well he should. It looks delightful.

I love you and hold your opinions in high esteem but this one is wrongo

Love to be in cahoots with you babe

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Why has the Guggenheim failed to do any shows that appeal to me personally in the past six years? Is this a sign of complete institutional collapse? Experts (me) are saying yes

I would be spiritually fulfilled if I had a green velvet couch, I’m certain of it

Nothing like the sound of an active bread machine. It’s magically making bread!! Heroic

Donkeys at my local animal sanctuary having a party to celebrate one of them living there for 20 years.

Crushed it!

I’m just supposed to move past Fawn Hall and Oliver North getting married 9 months after his wife of 50+ years died, somehow

1776 is only going to get funnier after America ends

Just kidding she’s only worn 8. I’ve had time to read MANY posts.

Lotta people out here reading things other than Women’s Day magazine’s list of every tiara Queen Camilla has ever worn, and I respect that but have to follow my heart

Scuba-clad man robs Disney Springs restaurant, swims away Deputies are searching for a man they say robbed a popular Disney Springs restaurant by swimming up in scuba gear and a wetsuit and then swimming away.

www.wftv.com/news/local/s...

Great frogman attack on a restaurant at Disney, appalling that the cash take in a joint like that is $15K or whatever. Autres temps, autres moeurs as they say.

"No additional security measures were visible" is sending me. Imagining the dude coming back daytime lol

On June 24, I began my Election Night speech by quoting Mandela: “It always seems impossible until it’s done.” That's the spirit of this campaign, and our city.

This is "Until It’s Done,” a new series about New Yorkers who refused to accept that a worthy goal was impossible.

White needle lace doily with a central pattern of a flower, on a dark blue background

Bought this doily today :)

The shopping avenues that would open up to me if I got into a dice-based hobby….it’s almost enough to get me to do it

I won’t be lectured by that nerd. Someone stuff him in a locker

RECONNECTED AT HIS WIFE’S FUNERAL????????????? 9 MONTHS AGO???????????

AT HER FUNERAL!?)?

The Man Who Ran a Carnival Attraction That Saved Thousands of Premature Babies Wasn't a Doctor at All Martin Couney carried a secret with him, but the results are unimpeachable

I found this article so fascinating. Show business is incredible.

www.smithsonianmag.com/history/man-...

I love their absolute refusal to buy into drunk driving being a problem

Finished a book I’ve been reading about who tends to survive disasters & why. Technically it has an appendix about practical ways I can learn to increase my chances of personally surviving a disaster but what I learned in the book is that survival is random so I’m not doing that.

This thread brought me so much joy

Hello Bluesky. I'm a librarian who researches regional American heirloom apple varieties. I also enjoy a bit of college football from time to time.

In honor of Week Zero of the college football season, I present: The 2025 All-Heirloom Team.

I just wish I had more papers I needed to weigh down. What am I going to do with a pelican paperweight when I absolutely buy one later today?

Screenshot of recent searches on eBay: Search for anything Recent carp figurine vintage brass figurine brass heart steamboat sticker -colorado -willie -ski steamboat sticker -colorado -willie steamboat sticker -colorado steamboat sticker vintage retiree sticker bae systems retiree sticker lockheed martin retiree sticker

My eBay search history: I am a maniac, but I am free

I saw a Korean drama where they did this with seaweed snack packets. So excited to see it happen in real life!!

Not to 1990s post but bread machines are the coolest. It just. Makes the bread for you. It’s incredible

A doctor's note excusing me from society.

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