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Ben HELLford - also a zombie

@benzored.bsky.social

City fan, dog dad, Seattlite. He/him. "It is difficult with these evil folk to know when they are in league, and when they are cheating one another." - Aragorn

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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

03.11.2025 22:30 — 👍 28161    🔁 7442    💬 826    📌 481

Wait, are they playing strip chess?

02.11.2025 15:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happened 3 times in baseball history, and twice for Craig Counsell.

02.11.2025 07:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had an out of body experience when they played Infanta.

02.11.2025 04:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When mariners lost in the ALCS, I was sad but also kinda relieved. Caring about post season baseball is exhausting.

02.11.2025 04:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is great, because it's a joke about measurement of GDP that he makes about communists for some reason, and he explains the punchline as part of the joke, and then overexplains the joke. This is called being a comedic genius.

01.11.2025 18:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Clues by Sam A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who are criminals and who are innocent!

Got stuck on this one a couple times

I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Nov 1st 2025) in less than 19 minutes
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01.11.2025 05:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seeing Meta's stocks plummet.

31.10.2025 20:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Clues by Sam A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who are criminals and who are innocent!

Finally I was careful and didn't mess any of them up.

I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Oct 31st 2025) in less than 11 minutes
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31.10.2025 16:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I often say "we're having family game night" when I mean "we, the family down the street, are having family game night"

31.10.2025 14:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Listen you just don't get it - the leopards were never supposed to eat *my* face.

30.10.2025 23:13 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans SEOUL—In a historic trade agreement that President Donald Trump touted as a major win for an American farmer, China reportedly agreed Thursday to purchase 11 U.S. soybeans. “I am extremely honored tha...

China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans

30.10.2025 21:00 — 👍 4051    🔁 475    💬 79    📌 37

That goal by Marmoush was exactly they type we were hoping for when we signed him.

29.10.2025 22:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell looking on as a perturbed Wheedle tumbles off the top of the Space Needle with his pillow, blanket and ear muffs

Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell looking on as a perturbed Wheedle tumbles off the top of the Space Needle with his pillow, blanket and ear muffs

Mayor Harrell Sweeps Wheedle Off the Needle: tinyurl.com/4z63dc85

28.10.2025 05:18 — 👍 113    🔁 24    💬 2    📌 14
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

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Hans Moleman from the Simpsons "A Star is Burns"
Caption reads "I was saying 'Let's Go Bills'"

Hans Moleman from the Simpsons "A Star is Burns" Caption reads "I was saying 'Let's Go Bills'"

27.10.2025 19:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sexy Cheers Streaming

25.10.2025 04:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Getting on and off the train is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

24.10.2025 21:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it.

A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE?

A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

23.10.2025 20:14 — 👍 27128    🔁 5525    💬 338    📌 261

There's a scene in "Downfall" when Hitler is talking about how great it is that the Allies are demolishing Berlin, because then they can rebuild the Reichstag like in the little model he keeps in his bunker.

Recalling that for some reason.

23.10.2025 16:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's an indication that he believes he owns the White House just like he thinks he owns America. And it's destroying something that we will never get back.

22.10.2025 21:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The most generous read (which contradicts some of the evidence) is that he didn't know what the tattoo was and never found out over 20 years. And I'm like, sorry, I don't trust you to understand what we're up against if you didn't notice the Nazi symbol on your own body for two decades.

22.10.2025 21:19 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lwaxana and Neelix are both cases where Star Trek takes annoying characters and gives them a surprising depth if you just pay attention.

Also the scene where Lwaxana takes her wig off in front of Odo is one of the most powerful scenes in DS9, especially in the early seasons.

22.10.2025 21:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fair.

22.10.2025 19:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

who invented autoplaying videos of tv shows if you hover over them for one second in the streaming app. who devised this and where does he live. i just want to talk

21.10.2025 18:45 — 👍 1066    🔁 80    💬 35    📌 6

It's 25 years ago now, but he was really good in Requiem for a Dream.

21.10.2025 06:55 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Trump following in the tradition of great leaders of this country like George III and Robert Ross.

20.10.2025 20:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If it starts out as shitty and useless, then it can't enshittify! Check mate, Doctorow!

20.10.2025 19:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hmm, I wonder why there's so much Indian food in the UK? Probably from those Indians colonizing Great Britain, I bet.

18.10.2025 15:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I'm sure he's as good a debater as he is a tennis player.

18.10.2025 00:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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