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Granted I am a terrible person but I found this image of the innocent child praying to her bug-eyed Lego Jesus absolutely hilarious

Can't wait to see the joy on my brother's face when he opens the Jesus (knockoff) Lego I got him. This will be even better than the Jesus band-aids (to really speed up healing!) and the dress-up Jesus set I got him before.

PS - the cross behind Him really lights up 😂

A long, irrelevant and barely coherent Truth Social post by Trump.

"and openly disdains country music" is just...😂

Let's see...how to make mine a bit different...

Weasel 🦡 (that might not be a weasel)
Various owls 🦉
Bears 🐻
Rattlesnakes 🐍
Skunks* 🦨

*these little fuckers are adorable but they DESTROY my lawn and it's very annoying.

Floyd is still kicking, but definitely not himself. All websites say that he needs to see a "fish veterinarian" if symptoms persist for a week.

Me: wtf is a fish veterinarian?

Him: oh, you mean a fish-iscian?

Well played sir.

Neil Young, Mirror Ball

Apparently he now must fast for 2-3 days, after which I am to feed him a single cooked, shelled pea to aid digestion.

I suspect I am being punked by every "betta health" website that exists.

Came home the other day and thought Floyd (my fish) was dead - he was just kinda floating on his side, as dead fish do. But he wasn't. So I googled "my betta is swimming on its side."

And friends, I shit you not: it turns out Floyd is constipated.

(bahahaha I didn't even mean to make that pun)

Wait that was the wrong screenshot. But the sentiment remains the same for the "doctor" up there,obviously.

The cows worry that their very young offspring will no longer be squashed into tiny crates for the duration of their tragically short lives in order to keep the meat soft and supple?

I love me some delicious cow, but we put the babies in tiny dog crates so they can't move lest they become a bit tough. We factory-farm the big ones so they never see the light of day until we toss them on a truck to the slaughterhouse.

So give me a fucking break you poorly designed idiotbot 🙄

Not bad 😂

I bought that album (double cd) at a used record store a lifetime ago...that Cassidy doesn't suck either 🎵🎶❤️

I think that's one of my favorite versions of one of my favorite songs ♥️

I never tire of the story of Jack & Shannon.

Trump's Political Prosecutions in Trouble as Challenges Mount to His Acting U.S. Attorneys Read more here.

Because Trump's previous appointments of lawyersl without a shred of experience in the field are working out so well...

www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

You'll have to pry the string of plug-in bathtub lights from my cold, dead (and likely charred) hands, scrooge.

a woman says one point for me with a smile ALT: a woman says one point for me with a smile

I was actually feeling pretty spry this morning!

a woman in a police uniform is smiling and talking to another woman while sitting at a table . ALT: a woman in a police uniform is smiling and talking to another woman while sitting at a table .

Uh oh.

It's one of those nights where I've had 3 drinks and put on some really great albums.

This could end up as Friday night energy on a Tuesday night, which almost always leads to an unfortunate Wednesday morning.

So many great posts about this headline but to throw in my two cents:

I KEEP LENDING PPL BOOKS AND THEY NEVER GET RETURNED SO I NEED CONSTANT BOOK REPLENISHING.

My loved ones should feel free to get me any books they already bought me at any point before 2023.

Crepe maker did not disappoint.

These delicate little fuckers are stuffed with bacon, creamy mushrooms and cheese and then topped with hot sauce & maple syrup. Outstanding.

I genuinely feel for this person but also I don't quite get it, because I myself am a professional relaxer.

Pro tip: do laundry. It requires almost no effort but takes hours, so you're "busy" watching TV or reading for hours while the washer & dryer do their thing.

Hole. E. Shit.

A delicious looking stuffed crepe garnished with parsley, a sliced cherry tomato, and syrup.

I ate this crepe today. It was stuffed with ham, cheese, browned onions, and Dijon mustard, then covered in maple syrup. I would've liked a bit of hot sauce, but holy shit it was good.

So anyway my crepe maker from Amazon will be here by breakfast tomorrow.

I think there's probably evidence of powerful ppl doing illegal & immoral shit related to Epstein.

I think very few ppl would ever see it even if it does exist & I highly doubt it involves Trump.

But ffs, how does the GOP fuck up all their messaging about it this badly? That's what's suspicious.

This photo is a source of so much gold. Going to spend my night laughing at these.

Omg 😆

Lol your whole post sounds like a wild shroom trip 😂 nature is nuts

I am hopelessly addicted to this game.