Saw a baby that looked exactly like Stellan Skarsgård and I can’t unsee it.

Renewed my passport just in time for the government to shut down LOL

Of course when I have money to spend on drums Facebook marketplace is ass

Becoming Asian this week (through marriage)

If aliens are really on their way to earth and we see them later this year, they should send me to see what’s up cause I’ll be chill as fuck about it

I be slacking on here 🥲

The sad moment I reach for the bidet knob in the work bathroom but it’s not there 😞

I’m having a metalcore summer

Second day in a row I woke up with only partial hearing in my right ear 😬

If you’re purity testing an openly left-leaning band for having signage for Free Palestine and Fuck Tr*mp & playing a questionable billionaire’s festival, you’re part of the problem. 🤷‍♂️

We’ve gotta be close to having a real life superhero popping up soon, right?

Like bruh I’ll shower before! NBD!

I will continue publicly calling for Deadmau5 to let me borrow the head before his set so I can wear it at mine. Same day same festival, I don’t see the issue 🤷‍♂️

Why does having diarrhea at work when my boss’s boss’s boss is here feel like a sitcom episode

Yeah Krysta!!!!!!! 🤩

Not my soon to be divorced coworker watching compilation videos of fake gold digger tik toks.

“I can’t wait until I wake up and my body doesn’t hurt anymore.”

“I think that’s called death.”

Make that three tours lmao

Why did I think I could plan two tours, two out of town festivals, and a big ass wedding this year while keeping my sanity

Me to an out-of-town venue:
“Is there a way you can send us the money from our show last week?”

Said venue:
“Yeah come by after 5:00 to get your money.”

Me: “We live out of town, are you able to mail a check or something?”

Venue:
“Yeah come by after 5:00 to get your money.”

🙃🙃🙃

Thinking about quitting my I.T. job to get into bartending for the sole purpose of being able to book all these out of town shows I’m doing this year lmao

Tell them that if they let you go then it means they’re a bunch of weenies (no take backs)

Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to

Do I have long-covid or am I just always going to be cold and internally fatigued?

Talking to my friend from the Netherlands and boy does their way of life make me want to move Lisa and I there 🇳🇱

Stress stress stress stress

Took the QuikTrip wellness juice shot when I got into work and I’ve been on the toilet for 30 minutes

The texts I receive:

NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

As long as he’s having a good time 🎷💅
#drums #touringband