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Jason Carpenter

@jasoncarpenter.bsky.social

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The bush and those balls are ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅต

19.02.2026 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The honesty in this post got me ๐Ÿฅต

08.02.2026 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dystopian fuckery for sure. Just going grocery shopping, working and existing like shit isnโ€™t crumbling left right and center ๐Ÿซ 

27.01.2026 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel this deeply. Just braved ice and snow to get my cold brew

21.01.2026 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wowโ€ฆyes please ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

02.11.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Saaaaame. Massive slut for anything homemade but unapologetically feral for Italian

06.09.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Amazing weekend back home in Maine with my favorite. So great being back in a place so wholesome, green and grounded in kindness โค๏ธ๐ŸŒฒ

@addisoncarps.bsky.social

01.09.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Two perks of getting caught in a downpour during my morning run were definitely a large cold brew and an extra large rainbow ๐ŸŒˆ

12.08.2025 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Love my mornings with this little cuddle monster โค๏ธ #goldenretriever #puppylove

01.07.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing gets me more enraged ๐Ÿ˜‚

08.06.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Another amazing trip to CDMX with some of my favs #mexico #cdmx @addisoncarps.bsky.social

26.05.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ran my first half marathon today and it was a blast! Nothing like a Chicago lakefront morning to put a smile on my face. Couldnโ€™t have done it without my furry little cheerleader and amazing husband โค๏ธ #chicagohalf #runner

18.05.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคค #foodporn #breakfast

13.05.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very

12.05.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same! Been wanting to go so bad lately!

04.05.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Morning lake run felt great today! Did 12 miles and feeling ready for my half in a couple weeks ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป

04.05.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Scored this SWEET possum hat at a local shop in Logan Square and 100% wearing it all damn summer #chicago #localbusiness #possums

30.04.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m coming sweeeeeet baby!

13.04.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Great morning with the best cheer squad a guy could ask for! @addisoncarps.bsky.social

23.03.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Big day in the Carpenter house! Say hello to Joanna โค๏ธ 8 weeks worth of pure puppy perfection @addisoncarps.bsky.social

22.03.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Last night at the beach and all smiles โค๏ธ @addisoncarps.bsky.social

08.03.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Little sunset beach walk capped off by some stars showing off.

07.03.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

06.03.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Little sunset moment with my love @addisoncarps.bsky.social

04.03.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not a bad Monday

03.03.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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19.02.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This sent me because of real it feels ๐Ÿ˜‚

13.02.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Felt great on my Friday morning run ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ

07.02.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy heavenly birthday to my little cuddle monster. First birthday in 12 years I havenโ€™t doted on you. I just know youโ€™re sunbathing, snacking, rolling around in some grass and wagging that dopey tail somewhere. I miss you extra today Jake โค๏ธ #goldenretriever

02.02.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same! Probably my favorite book in the last 12 months

31.01.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0