jasbean 🎀🫧

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I am not insomnia’s bitch.

I am not insomnia’s bitch.

I am not insomnia’s bitch.

I am not insomnia’s bitch.

I am not insomnia’s bitch.

I am not insomnia’s bitch.

And that hoe was only like 30 minutes long 😭😭 HE NEEDS TO GO SNORT THE GOOD STUFF AND STOP PLAYING WITH US

I think it’s been since last summer or fall maybe? Idk. I have ZERO interest in it now. I don’t even use Rosalina anymore. She’s just for fun with my favorite headache now.

I only liked Risk It All and I Just Might. 😭😭

The current SL conversation makes me realize that I haven’t watched porn in a LONG time omg 😭

And this is why my sisters no longer tell me when they have issues with people cuz I’ll take it to hell with my hair tied up I never gave af 😭

If I don’t hear any painful screams or hear “I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!” ima continue to mind my Black business 😂

I’ve noticed that I’m up here a lot less now

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Me staring out my window watching my kids fight cuz:

“that was a hand ball!”

“no it wasn’t!”

(I’ll interfere if I see someone try to stomp someone out or something like that)

If you’d bench your starter Pokemon we can’t be together cuz you don’t know what loyalty is 🙂‍↔️

Ignore the random meowth lol that’s just my hm lackey plus he has the pick up ability so I like the random shit he gets me 😂

I really want a dodrio

Lmaooo just hit lavender town

Same lmaooo I’m trying to speed run this so I can start leaf green lol

Did you do the nugget hack or just played straight through?

Did you already pass nugget bridge?

I forgot how much of a grind leveling up was 😭 and I HATE HAVING TO GO INTO CAVES THE FUCKING REPELS DON’T DO SHIT lmaoo

Lmfaoooo I’m playing too. Currently leveling up my Gyarados 😭

Yep yep. I’ve actually done it twice lol. This time around they’ve been pierced for 3 years so far

It does but it’s like a quick pinch and it’s over!

Do ittttttttt

Ooouu good luck

Which shiny are you going for?

“Oh you wanna call my drawing of a cat ugly? Come here and write your name for me baby I wanna see something 🫶🏾”

It’s always the ones that have a lot of “marks” on their assessments 😭

Lmfaooo they’re 4-5 the most I can give them is a frowny face or move their clip 😭

Lmaooo I was sitting at my desk!

Ngl some days I be getting their lil asses back cuz you not about to shame me when you can’t count to 10 😭

I asked her where the number 4 was on the number line and she got silent. Then I was like “oh okay” 😭

😩 I am ashamed. Salad for lunch tomorrow 😭