mumph.

A frying pan filled with cooking oil, with an American flag and 3 US toy soldiers standing. Caption states: I just put oil in my pan and this happened.

Playing long ball football is a bit fucking older than Stoke in their first years in the Prem.

Parents, looking for things to do this school half term? Our 'Little Flyer's' camp is open and the inflatable slides seem to have gone down really well. Book now, only one or two places left.

Royal Family Fortune’s

From Pizza Express to Midnight Express.

We must be playing long ball….again….like you lot.

Probably not

Not looking forward to tonight’s (10pm ko in HKG) Stoke game. I think it’d be better to have a full week off for the squad to get a chance of some recovery #scfc

Oh grow up

Jes Rak-Sakyi has decided to join Stoke City on loan. The deal includes an obligation to buy. 🤝

(Joe Krishnan) #CPFC

Don’t be a 🐑

My message to Keir Starmer: Free my father Jimmy Lai before it is too late As the PM begins his diplomatic trip to China, Jimmy Lai remains wrongfully imprisoned. It’s time something was done to bring him home, says his son Sebastien Lai

My message to Keir Starmer: Free my father #JimmyLai before it is too late.
#UK
www.independent.co.uk/voices/jimmy...

The other 20% must be a sorry, sad bunch.

Christ you guys are getting boring

What bollocks.

And that was after all the help they got from the ref…

Maybe the managers aren’t the problem.

We played very well. Everyone put in a shift. Another crap ref. If we had a decent striker though.

Can't believe there was no mention of Marvellous, Toby Jones playing the kit man of Stoke City, amazing film if you like football or not

www.imdb.com/title/tt3659...

Left: President Trump insulting British and NATO troops saying they were kept back from the front line

Right: Prince Harry in Afghanistan stops an interview running to join his group of soldiers heading for their helicopter for what appeared to be a real operational task

“Those British troops should be remembered for who they were: heroes who gave their lives in service of our nation”
Defence Secretary John Healey 👏

"Strongly opposes" has been upgraded to "vehemently opposes"

Nadhim Zahawi would be frightened to live in a country run by Nigel Farage.

Zahawi has deleted it, but it is too late.

No, it’ll mean we have cover because Viktor is out for months & we can hardly trust Bonham

I think he’s a bloody good player who was stiffed by having to play in a poor Stoke team. Would probably do well in the current set up.

Stoke City [1]-0 Coventry City - Lamine Cisse 88’ [Great goal]
Goal of the afternoon

Release the Unredacted and unedited Epstein Files.