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06.10.2025 19:49 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the employees at Total Wine aren’t ready for me to ask them which Rosé is the best for doing anal
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Home Depot lighting aisle is one of the few joys we have left in this world
06.10.2025 01:20 — 👍 37 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
after 5 years of doing this I seriously think I have the sweetest and kindest subs ever ♥️
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Sometimes you go to a city and it’s like. Okay yeah, I guess that yogurt company had to have a headquarters somewhere
05.10.2025 13:37 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Chun Li! • Day 4 of 31 Days of Cosplay
04.10.2025 17:24 — 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0people been saying sexually transmitted CTE and it’s been sending me all night 😭😭
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I’m ready for Halloween yall
04.10.2025 02:25 — 👍 57 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Frieren • Day 3 of 31 Days of Cosplay 🖤
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Happy Final Season of My Hero 🐸
03.10.2025 04:18 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i know you want to be tied down but my ikea headboard was only $45 so please don’t wiggle around too rough or it’ll snap and honestly i don’t have the money to replace it right now im kinda in the middle of a whole thing i hope you understand
02.10.2025 16:16 — 👍 36 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0hey man just wanted to reach out and say i loved how much you drank at the networking event last night
01.10.2025 19:15 — 👍 131 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 0Cut my hand on a cheese grater last night which is insane because I'm not cheese
01.10.2025 00:40 — 👍 33 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Ohhhhh it's called Droupout because they left College Humor
30.09.2025 19:04 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"why do lesbians suck strap" why look at the moon. why listen to your favourite music. why eat tiramisu. come on now
28.09.2025 23:37 — 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Tell me the most outrageous lie you were told by your childhood friend who was a pathological liar.
28.09.2025 22:47 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0One of my favourite things is when a conventionally attractive women is a grade A weirdo. You had options and you chose goblin mode. Obsessed.
27.09.2025 19:41 — 👍 41 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0depop sent me a push notification telling me a hoodie in one of the photos on my phone is "worth $43" and i have never deleted an app so fucking fast in my life
27.09.2025 13:48 — 👍 34 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1He’s not ignoring you queen he just got raptured 🫶
24.09.2025 10:01 — 👍 33 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0beautiful woman who is wearing a revealing top: wow everyone here is so nice to me :)
23.09.2025 20:31 — 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0jimmy kimmel getting raptured live on air
23.09.2025 05:01 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Remember when New York announced they would be using garbage cans and the rest of us said “what”
22.09.2025 12:47 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All I’ve had today is An orgasm and a celsius
21.09.2025 14:16 — 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0bringing my monkeys to someone else’s circus because they need enrichment
20.09.2025 01:29 — 👍 28 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0we are the sons of the jimmies you couldn't kimmel
19.09.2025 13:06 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1We need non-cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. Men get the normal kind.
18.09.2025 16:46 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Stephen Colbert has nothing to lose and the opportunity to book the funniest guest possible for his show tomorrow
18.09.2025 15:23 — 👍 94 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0poly discourse? yeah i'm poly gonna order dis course of chinese food and then head out. i don't really care anymore man
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