Attending an Intro to Business class at community college and the professor asks the class, "If you could ask Steve Jobs any question, what would it be?" Without missing a beat, one kid stands up and shouts "Does it clap?" That kids name? Albert Einstein.
#Einstein #genius #U=MA² #billionairebussy
05.09.2025 01:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I can't believe this is still a debate in the big 25, but I guess I'm gonna have to be the one to say it. IF YOU HATE SOAKING, YOUR HOMOPHOBIC!!! Mormons didn't fight long and hard at Stonewall just to get IGNORED for having sex wierd!?! On fucking pride month of all times
#soaking #homophobia #lgmt
20.06.2025 05:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mfs act like your friend in call but not even follow you on bsky.app. Mfs follow you on twitch but only talk about conical boners on your first post hiatus stream. Mfs literally be named waynelarva but... fuck you @troglomorphism.bsky.social, this is about you 🤬
#waynelarva #fakefan #fucker
20.06.2025 05:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I imagine that mime girl degrading me on a daily basis. Not even for sexual reasons, it's actually a life style choice.
30.05.2025 08:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Literally my wife who I maintain a loveless marriage with for the kids!!!
30.05.2025 08:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I stole all of Angela's limbs. MWAHAHA, IT WAS MEEEEEEE!!!!!
30.05.2025 08:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Women these days are so hard to please. I was fucking another woman in front of my "girlfriend" the other day, and she starts crying out of nowhere???? Like I clearly explained that we're just piles of atoms floating in the void, but she's just not listening to reason. I hate mondays...
#anemoianart
30.05.2025 08:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BILL BURR, I KNOW YOUR AVOIDING ME!!!! I KNOW YOUR SCARED TO INTERVIEW WITH ME BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'D MATCH YOUR FREAK YOU COCK GUZZLER!!! RESPOND TO MY EMAILS/DMS/POSTAGE/DEATH THREATS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
#billburr #interview #deaththreats #respond
30.05.2025 06:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Unfortunately for all the haters, I DID go outside today. The sun baked my dried on sweat into a toxic vapor, and YES, they did call a biohazard quarantine task force as soon as the wind picked up, but I DID touch grass SO TAKE THAT YOU KISSLESS VIRGINS!!!! #winning #at #life #grass=touched #bitches
30.05.2025 06:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I hate the political climate today. You cant even do 9/11 now cause of all these woke NPCs. Before the west fell REAL MEN used to write manifestos and bomb federal buildings in Oklahoma. Now when I feel terroristic rage I'm supposed to what? Talk to my therapist? We used to be a colonialist power...
30.05.2025 06:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just got back from a graduation ceremony. So many of the students had Cum Laude or Magna Cum Laude after their names. Shit, if Cuming Laudly gets you a diploma then I should get a fucking medal!
#cumming #loudly #masturbation #🏅 #academicachievement
23.05.2025 03:38 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I am having impure thoughts. I don't like them. Take it back, NOW.
15.05.2025 06:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Angela violating the most basic social customs
Angela dislikes pants
19.04.2025 06:31 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
SAYORI MY LOVE!!!!!!!!
15.05.2025 06:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The characters from DDLC sleeping on the ground together
Woaw! My Magnum Opus! #DDLC #dokidokiliteratureclub #Monika #Sayori #Natsuki #Yuri
28.04.2025 07:49 — 👍 36 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0
*ahem* Hey There good looking. I heard you were selling standees? I would be VERY interested in getting one. You know where to find me.
15.05.2025 06:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm considering doing some merch. Would anybody be down for an Angela acrylic standee?
12.05.2025 22:46 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
My wife. I claim her. Attempted Ntr will be punished with 1000 years trapped in the ganondorf crystal
15.05.2025 06:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Three robot girls. First one sobbing, the second with her hair down and has huge honkers, third one is a flat fuck with a bunny bow
Trying to come up with redesigns for my lil robot gal
14.05.2025 21:03 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
12.05.2025 04:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Alright guys, RP with me. Our premise is that I mistakenly believe that the word "child abuse" means the same thing as "period".
- Ugh! Just found out about child abuse 😢. EVERY MONTH!!! How do you girls do it... 6'2" btw.
#childabuse #period #fuckboy #6feet2inches #desperateforpussy
11.05.2025 22:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Smh, we used to be a society... but now when I tip my fedora and say "konnichiwa", onlookers wince at me, woman laugh, normals break cd's and cut me up all over my body. Oh the things I do for love. #otaku #gamer #oppression #couragethecowardlydogposting
11.05.2025 22:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just found out about German??? What a fucking travesty of a "language". I mean SIX FUCKING TENSES!?! MAYBE LEAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US!!! #german #language #stupid #AlsoIGetTheFeelingTheyDidSomethingInThe40s
11.05.2025 22:10 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I took every opportunity to rub into them their comparative ignorance and inefficiency in the department of intelligence (not difficult !) #Lawrence #Arabia #whitesavior #redditathiest #hewasgaytoo #andVERYracist
08.05.2025 13:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
YES I AM a die hard Touhou fan. No I DO NOT know what the fuck a bullet hell is. THE ONLY THING I HAVE EVER LOVED IN MY WHOLE LIFE is lesbian yuri gay women sesbian lex. #IDontHaveATagForThis #IFeelLikeThePostIsSelfExplanatory #WhatMoreDoYouWantFromMe
28.03.2025 03:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Premature ejaculation is a PSYOP by gooners and semen retentionists to make NORMAL people afraid of cumming. WELL NOT ME! I WILL NEVER BE AFRAID TO CUM!!!
#theydonotcontrolus #nevergoon #alwayscumming #alwayspremature
21.03.2025 04:37 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Guys... help? I force-femmed all my male electric plugs and now I'm trying to figure out how lesbian sex works in the dark
#sesbianlex #lgbtqia+ #darkness #whereistheclitorisonaplug
14.03.2025 09:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
google; titty fucking reddit
#google #titty #fucking #reddit
13.03.2025 09:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm reopening my commissions as of right now. For $200 I will dock two mechanical pencils together and film it for you. If you want something more sexual than that I'm willing to negotiate prices, but those tend to start at around $400 #commissions #docking #modernart #weirdfuckedupfetishcontent #$
07.03.2025 05:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Am I detecting a hint of Fatherless behavior??? #absentfather #noparents #orphan #adopted #thentheadoptedparentsdiedtoo
07.03.2025 03:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
