Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis

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Me: "Ooooo!! Oo! Ooo! Oooo!! Can I has [the recently announced #StarTrek Enterprise-D LEGO set]?!?!?!?!"

Wife: "No. I don't like the Enterprise-D. It's too big."

Me: "What?!?! You got something against big-booty ships?!?!?!"

Wife: "Yes!!"

FIFA creates 'peace prize' for World Cup draw FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award at the draw for the FIFA World Cup on Dec. 5 in Washington.

... REALLY?!?!?! Really... *sigh* #FIFA #FIFAWorldCup head Gianni Infantino is really are gonna lick Trump's taint and asshole for the world to see, but claims FIFA is "non political"... www.espn.com/soccer/story...

Oh, no... Not another reason to not like her as an artist or person...

I read this initially as "Prince Andrew stripped of all royal titties..."

Clueless fuck nugget #MikeDavis, everyone... Give [the ridicule] up for him ...

Welp! It's official... 1) Fuck #AndrewCuomo (figuratively, not in the way he likes to,) and 2) he is toast. #NYC www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

Trump says he's ending trade talks with Canada over TV ads President Donald Trump is complaining again about Canada because of recent television ads protesting U.S. tariffs, which he calls “egregious behavior” aimed at influencing U.S. court decisions.

Welp... Not only time for #elbowsup, but time to use said elbows to jaw jack some motherfuckers. apnews.com/article/trum...

This image is truly symbolic of how this administration is demolishing the #democracy of the Republic...

Me: "I know what you can get for your [Kindergarten students] to play!"

Wife: "...No."

Me: "Oh, come on... hook 'em [on world domination] when they're young!!"

Yo, why does #Dracula look like Michael Jackson in the French localization of this #manga???

A former "DHS agent" *cough* #ICE, *cough* and "manly man" podcaster Myron Gaines, y'all!

... I have questions...

Woah... wtf?!?!?!

YouTube video by Breakfast Club Power 105.1 FM Stephen A. Smith Calls Out Rep. Jasmine Crockett Over Her Criticism Of Trump + More

Maaaan, f #StephenASmith... He should stay in his lane.

Isn't that what he tells the athletes to do when they get political?

youtu.be/XSxoi6IR_DY?...

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So the #CAQ and Francois Legault are basically pulling the sovereignty card a year away from the provincial elections. #QCpoli #CanPoli globalnews.ca/news/1147169...

Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File

#Ubisoft are a bunch of cowards, yo. www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...

Um, yes, we DO care and can the difference between AI slop and stuff made by people!

Well, that is fortunate (for me)...

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It's called interpretation and adaptation.

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Proposal: We start calling the #FoxNews / #MAGA crowd "Perverts" since what they are doing is perverting both the Constitution and society in general.

I mean, they already support a pedophile! 😁

Sad to see @cbsnews.com - the network of Murrow - become what he spoke out against during the McCarthy era. #cbsnews

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Doja Cat out here trying to be like Tina Turner auditioning to be Dr. Frank-N-Furter. #SNLPremiere #SNL

#TheRapture is back on the menu, guys!! www.instagram.com/reel/DPMfFal...

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To the following people:

- The effeminate douche that accosted the delivery people getting our new furniture in

- The lady who got pissy because I didn't give her one of bags & was being a Karen despite not coming prepared

- The big-ol' Chad-looking mofo berating the cashier

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So "SecWar" Petey Hegseth wants the military to include misogynists, racists, sexual criminals, and other degenerates that should not be allowed to represent the best of the United States...

Morgan Freeman narration: "... But as we all know, they will not, in fact, do the right thing."

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The problem with the #NYGiants and #NYJets - like all NY teams - is not the players or, to an extent, the coaches: it's the front office and ownership. They do all they can to undercut performance for the bottom line. They care about profit, not results. #FoxNFLSunday

Video Parents spend thousands of dollars on sorority rush coaches Sorority recruitment is becoming more competitive and costly on many campuses, with some families spending thousands of dollars on private "rush coaches."

Sorority rush has taken its next step into white supremacy... abcnews.go.com/GMA/Living/v...

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Me: *stretches while groaning loudly, getting out of bed slowly*

Wife from other room: "Oh, no... #Godzilla is waking up!!"

Me: *plays godzilla theme song*

Wife: "... Really?!?!"

Pokémon ‘Not Involved’ With Homeland Security’s ICE Raid Video Using Theme Song: ‘Permission Was Not Granted’ The Pokemon Company confirms it wasn't involved in Homeland Security's ICE raid video using its theme song.

DHS better catch that cease and desist from #Pokemon and #Nintendo!! variety.com/2025/digital...