Dragonz NoBalls

Thank you Jenna Marbles, 2025 is the year I finally get to be a ✨️32 year old lady✨️

Growing up on a reservation with undiagnosed mental illness, I slipped through a lot of cracks. How do I fill in those cracks? Do I need to become a psych? It's overwhelming to think about as I'm still on my ADHD med journey.

Purple sunset.

I think the name of this chapter in my life would be: Wow, That Gives Me Heartburn Now?

Cosmic crisp apples are the best apple. You know that perfect Fuji you had one time--the one with the flavor and crunch you've sought since? That was probably a cosmic crisp, they're worth the price, yw 🫶

In the most respectful way, please do not give me powdered pepper and salt for my food. Ground pepper and kosher salt are necessities. I will say they aren't the most affordable option though #welisten #wedontjudge

She might be able to see me waving back 👋

The only time I'm in the top 0.5% of anything 💅 #spotifywrapped

It is exhausting having to research and figure out everything from black plastics to best ventilation practices to COVID vaccine schedules, I know this is a wild idea but have we thought about creating publicly funded government bodies that could manage and regulate this stuff on our behalf

Canon

Me when I worked at a gas station:

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If you have children, please try out an artificial dye-free diet if you can! A month at least to see if there is any difference in how your kids act as far as hyperactivity and impulsiveness. My toddler is a different kid for up to a week after any dye, I cannot stress how big the change can be.

Not Ho-oh 😭

45 degree weather already has me missing spring 🌸

If you're ever wondering what motherhood is like:

Me vs the cpu on sparking zero

*skrrt skrrt*

The faintest hint of blue sky for BlueSky

Here is 1 Master Glizzy, no take backsies. Good luck 🫡

JONES BARBECUE AND FOOT MASSAGE

i hate when my stomach growls... just eat the fat oh my god

Turbo Granny cat might be my favorite character atp

weezer was right. what IS with these homies dissing my girl?

I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.

I guess my first BlueSky post can be #relatable 🫶

It’s not that I have an ass that “won’t quit” it’s that it has no reasonable path to retirement in this country